The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)

The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)
Film information
Directed by	- Jonah Campbell - Robert Zemeckis
Produced by	- Jonah Campbell - Steve Starkey - Robert Zemeckis - Gary Goetzman - William Teitler
Written by	Jonah Campbell
Starring	- Tom Hanks - Macaulay Culkin - Mara Wilson - Jordan Nagai - Peter Billingsley
Music by	Alan Silvestri
Cinematography by	- Jonah Campbell - Don Burgess - Robert Presley
Edited by	- Jonah Campbell - Jeremiah O'Driscoll - R. Orlando Duenas
Production companies	J.S.C. Productions
Distributed by	YouTube
Release date(s)	November 2, 2029
Running time	100 minutes
Language	English

Jonah Campbell's movie-spoof of Warner Bros. Pictures/Castle Rock Entertainment/Shangri-La Entertainment/Golden Mean Productions/ImageMovers/Playtone's The Polar Express (2004). It will appear on YouTube on Friday, November 2, 2029.

Cast:

• Hero Boy - Kevin McCallister (Home Alone; 1990)
• Hero Girl - Matilda Wormwood (Matilda; 1996)
• Billy the Lonely Boy - Russell (Up)
• The Polar Express as itself
• Know-It-All Kid - Ralphie Parker (A Christmas Story)
• The Conductor - Sheriff Woody (Toy Story)=Tom Hanks
• The Mysterious Hobo - Bob Belcher (Bob's Burgers)
• Steamer - Dwayne LaFontant (Over The Hedge)
• Smokey - Shaw (Open Season)
• Santa Claus as himself
• Gift-Wrapping Elves - Arnold Perlstein, Ralphie Tennelli, Wanda Li, Dorothy Ann Hudson, Carlos Ramón, Phoebe Terese, Tim Wright, and Keesha Franklin (The Magic School Bus; 1994-1997)
• The Elves at the ceremony as themselves
• Pastry Chefs - Alfredo Linguini, Colette Tatou, Chef Skinner, Horst, Lalo, Francois, Larousse, Mustafa, and Pompidou (Ratatouille)
• Sister Sarah - Megan McCallister (Home Alone; 1990)
• Hero Boy's Father - Peter McCallister (Home Alone; 1990)
• Hero Boy's Mother - Kate McCallister (Home Alone; 1990)

Scene Index:

1. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 1
2. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 2
3. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 3
4. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 4
5. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 5
6. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 6
7. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 7
8. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 8
9. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 9
10. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 10
11. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 11
12. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 12
13. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 13
14. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 14
15. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 15
16. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 16
17. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 17
18. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 18
19. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 19
20. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 20
21. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 21
22. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 22
23. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 23
24. "The Polar Express (Jonah Campbell Style)" Part 24: End Credits

Movie used:

• The Polar Express (2004)

Movies and TV shows used:

• Home Alone (1990)
• Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
• Toy Story (1995)
• Toy Story 2 (1999)
• Toy Story 3 (2010)
• Toy Story 4 (2019)
• Matilda (1996)
• A Christmas Story (1983)
• You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown (1972)
• Up (2009)
• Ratatouille (2007)
• Bob's Burgers (2011-present)
• The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022)
• Over The Hedge (2006)
• Open Season (2006)
• Open Season: Scared Silly (2015)
• The Magic School Bus (1994-1997)

Cast Video:

Coming soon.

Trailer:

Coming soon.

Gallery:

Kevin McCallister as the Hero Boy

Matilda Wormwood as the Hero Girl

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Russell as Billy the Lonely Boy

The Polar Express as itself

Ralphie Parker as the Know-It-All Kid

Sheriff Woody as the Conductor (Tom Hanks)

Bob Belcher as the Mysterious Hobo

Dwayne LaFontant as Steamer

Shaw as Smokey

Santa Claus as himself

Miss Frizzle's class as the Gift-Wrapping Elves

The Elves as the ceremony as themselves

The Chefs and Waiters as the Pastry Chefs

Megan McCallister as Sister Sarah

Peter McCallister as the Hero Boy's Dad

Kate McCallister as the Hero Boy's Mom

Trivia:

• This movie-spoof will be dedicated to the memories of Peter Scolari (1955-2021), Michael Jeter (1952-2003), and Debbie Lee Carrington (1959-2018).