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  • (Music Starts)
  • Chip/Frog Naveen: Gribbit!
  • Kim Possible/Tiana: I suppose you want a kiss.
  • Chip/Frog Naveen: Kissing would be nice yes?
  • Kim Possible/Tiana: [Screams]
  • Chip/Frog Naveen: I am Prince Adam!
  • (Squish Sound Effect)
  • Chip/Frog Naveen ...of Maldonia.
  • Kim Possible/Tiana: Prince?
  • (Thunder)
  • Chip/Frog Naveen: I was cursed by a witch-doctor! One day I was a Prince, charming and handsome, cutting a rug and then the next thing I know, oh! I'm tripping over these!
  • Narrator: Everyone thinks they know the story of the Princess and the Rescue Ranger...
  • Chip/Frog Naveen: You must kiss me!
  • Kim Possible/Tiana: Excuse me!
  • Chip/Frog Naveen: Please Princess, it will make me human again.
  • Kim Possible/Tiana: Just one kiss?
  • Chip/Frog Naveen: Unless you beg for more!
  • Narrator: But no one knows what happened after the kiss...
  • Chip/Frog Naveen: [sighs]
  • Narrator: Until now.
  • Gadget Hackwrench/Frog Tiana: How'd you get all the way up there and how'd I get way down here in all this... [gasps] [screams]
  • Narrator: This Holiday Season. In the tradition of Disney and Sega's most beloved classics...
  • [Explosion]
  • Aldrin Klodrane/Dr. Facilier: [laughs]
  • Narrator: Comes the story behind the most magical kiss, the world has ever known.
  • Belle/Mama Odie: This gonna be good! [laughs]
  • Narrator: TheBluesRockz's The Princess and the Rescue Ranger.
  • Chip/Frog Naveen: Come, we pucker! [burps] That's new!
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