The Spacebots' Adventures in the Ice Age/Transcript

Transcript:

A Squirrel's Life:

• (The Spacebots Intro)
• (Opening to the Windy Ice)
• (A Cronopio named Scrat Looks for a Place to Bury the Acorn)
• (20th Century Fox presents)
• (Scrat Keeps Looking)
• (A Blue Sky Studios Production)
• (Scrat Digs Spots to Put the Acorn in)
• (The Acorn Doesn't Fit, No Matter Where Scrat Puts it In)
• (Scrat Roams the Tall Grass)
• (Then Scrat Digs for Spots to Put the Acorn in)
• (Finally Scrat Found a Spot to Put the Acorn in, and it Gets Stuck)
• (Scrat Stomps it Down, and Hears a Thud)
• (Crackling Sound is Heard, and it Goes On the Ice Age)
• (The Crackling Sound Goes All the Way Up to a Big Boulder)
• (The Boulder Comes Down, and Starts to Fall)
• (Scrat Feels Guilty About this)
• (Scrat Starts to Leave, but Forgets the Acorn as he Screams)
• (Scrat Struggles to Get the Acorn Out, and Finally Does)
• (Scrat Screaming)
• (The Boulder Follows Scrat as he Runs)
• (The Boulder Sends Icicles to Hurt Scrat, but Scrat Keeps Running Away from Them)
• (Scrat Screams as he Sees Another Boulder, So he Runs in the Middle)
• (The Two Boulders Collide Together)
• (Scrat Slides Out of the Boulder, Screaming)
• (Scrat Gets Squished, but Flies Out)
• (Scrat Grabs the Acorn, and Screams)
• (Scrat Lands on a Brown Dirt Road)
• (Scrat Looks for the Acorn)
• (The Acorn Falls on Scrat's Head)
• (Scrat Hugs the Acorn, and is About to Walk Away When--)
• (A Foot Squashes Scrat)
• (The Spacebots' Adventures in the Ice Age)
• (Scrat Looks Dizzy)
• (Scrat Keeps Getting Stepped on by Feet)
• (Scrat Groans as he is Carried Away by a Mammal)

The Big Chill?:

• Sam Spacebot: Here we are, Spacebots. Welcome to the Ice Age. A place where the animals are lived in the Cenozoic era.
• Soleil Spacebot: So where do we go, Sammy?
• Sam Spacebot: We go exploring the era.
• Seth Spacebot: Okay.
• Macrauchenia #1: Well, why not call it the Big Chill, or the Nippy Era? I'm just saying, how do we know it's an Ice Age?
• Macrauchenia #2: Because of all the ice!
• (Macrauchenia #1 Looks Confused)
• Macrauchenia #1: Well, things just got a little chillier.
• Young Moeritheriums: Help! Help! Help! Help!
• Father Moeritherium: Come on, kids, let's go! The traffic's moving!
• Young Moeritherium: But-- But-- But, Dad--
• Father Moeritherium: No buts. You can play extinction later.
• Young Moeritherium: Oh, okay. Come on, guys.
• Female Glyptodon #1: So, where's Eddie?
• Female Glyptodon #2: Ah, he said something about being on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.
• Female Glyptodon #1: Really?
• Eddie: Oh, I'm flying!
• (Eddie Lands on his Feet)
• Female Glyptodon #1: Some breakthrough.
• ???: Look out!
• ???: You're going the wrong way!
• ???: A raging mammoth!
• (A Mammoth named Manny Walks By)
• Father Moeritherium: Hey, do the world a favor! Move your issues off the road!
• Manny: If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't draw attention to myself, pal.
• Father Moeritherium: G-Give me a break. We've been waddling all day.
• (The Family of Moeritherium Looks Scared)
• Manny: Oh, go ahead. Follow the crowd. It'll be quieter when you're gone.
• (Manny Walks By)
• Father Moeritherium: Aw, come on. If wants to freeze to death, let him.
• (The Animals Keep Walking)

All Alone:

• (A Sloth named Sid Sleeping)
• Sid: Whoa! Huh? Hey, I'm up. I'm up.
• (Sid Climbs up and Looks Clear)
• Sid: Hey, rise and shine everybody. Huh? Zack? Marshall? Bertie? Uncle Fungus? Where is everybody? Come on, guys! We're gonna miss the mi-- the mi-- the migration.
• (Nobody was There)
• Sid: They left without me. They do this year. Why? Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?
• Soleil Spacebot: Is that Sid the Sloth? That's a good name. A sloth. I am.
• Sid: I'm a sloth, too, you know. My name is Sid. Who are you guys?
• Sam Spacebot: I'm Sam Spacebots, and these are my friends the Spacebots and the Turbo Spacebots.
• Sid: Nice to meet you all.
• Sally Spacebot: Why don't you just migrate by yourself?
• (Glyptodon Walks By)
• Sid: All right, I'll just go by myself.
• (Sid Steps in Glyptodon Poop)
• Sid: Ohh, sick. Hey, wide buddy! Curb it next time! Oh, jeez! Oh, yuck! Ohh!
• Carl: I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens? Frank, where did you ever?
• Frank: Go ahead. Dig in.
• Carl: A dandelion! I thought the frost wiped 'em all out.
• Frank: All but one.
• Jack Spacebot: Who are those guys?
• Karita Spacebot: That's Carl and Frank, the duo of neutral Embolotherium and Megacerops.
• Carl Spacebot: I have the same name, too, you know.
• Sid: Oh, makes me so-- Oh, I just wanna-- Yuck! This has definitely not been my day. I mean-- You know what I'm saying, buddy? Oh, what a mess! Hey, you rhinos, you know, you have really tiny brains, did you know that? No, it's just a fact. No offense. Why, you probably know what I'm talking about. (Snickers) Oh, yummo! A dandelion. Must be the last one of the season.
• (Sid Eats the Dandelion)
• Sam Spacebot: Okay, we'll go away, because we don't wanna be hurt.
• Frank: Carl--
• Carl: Easy, Frank.
• Frank: He ruined our salad.
• Sid: Huh? Oh, my mistake. That was my mistake. Le-Le-Let me get-- No-no, seriously, let me take care of this. I-- Wh-Wh-- Oh, what is this? Pinecones. Oh, my goodness. They're my favorite.
• (Sid Eats a Pinecone)
• Sid: Mmm. Delicious. That's, uh, good eatin'. Don't let me hog them all up. Here, you have some. Tasty, isn't it? Bon Appetit, dude.
• (Sid Runs Away)
• Frank: Now?
• Carl: Now.
• (Sid Screaming)
• (Sid Runs into Manny)
• Manny: Hey!
• (Sid Sees Carl and Frank Coming)
• Sid: Just pretend that I'm not here.
• Sam Spacebot: Don't worry, Sid. We'll make sure you're okay.
• Frank: Man, I wanted to hit him at full speed!
• Carl: It's okay, Frank. We'll have some fun with him.
• Sid: Don't let them impale me, please! I wanna live!
• Manny: Get off me!
• Carl: Come on, you're makin' a scene.
• Frank: Uh-huh. We'll just take our furry piñata and go, if you don't mind.
• Manny: Hey, buddy, it's not them today. Just someone else tomorrow.
• Sid: I'd rather not be today, okay?
• Carl: Look, we're gonna break your neck till you don't feel a thing. How's that?
• Manny: Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
• Sid: An excellent point!
• Manny: Shut up!
• Carl: Who says we're gonna eat after we kill him?
• Frank: Yeah, come on, move it.
• Manny: You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
• Carl: Save it for a mammal that cars.
• Sid: I'm a mammal that cares.
• Manny: Okay, look. If either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.
• Sid: That's right, you losers. You take one step and you're dead!
• (Sid Throws a Rock at Carl and Frank, but the Rock Doesn't Sink)
• (Carl and Frank Smile Evilly)
• Sid: You were bluffin' huh?
• Manny: Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.
• Simon Spacebot: Well, bluffer than we'll ever bluff-bluff.
• (Sid Hides Behind Manny)
• Carl and Frank: GET HIM!!
• (Manny Pushes Carl and Frank With his Tusks)
• (Sid Screaming)
• (Manny Pushes Carl and Frank Away)
• Sid: Woohoo! (Screams)
• (Carl Comes at Manny, but Manny Grabs Him)
• (Carl Screaming)
• (Manny Throws Carl to the Side)
• (Frank Charges at Sid)
• (Sid Screaming)
• (Manny Picks up Frank, and Throws him to Carl)
• Carl: A dandelion?
• (Frank Falls on the Dandelion)
• Sid: Woohoo! We did it! We did it!
• (Sid Hugs Manny)
• (Manny, the Spacebots and Sid Fall Down)
• Sam Spacebot: Are you all okay?
• Jay Spacebot: I think we'd better check what's both okay.
• (Sid Holds On Manny)

A Great Team:

• Sid: You have beautiful eyes.
• Manny: Get off my face.
• Sid: Whoa. You and me. We make a great team. I mean, what do you say we just head south together?
• Manny: Great! Yeah, hey, jump up on my back and relax the whole way.
• Sid: Wow! Really?
• Manny: No.
• Sam Spacebot: What do you mean no?
• Manny: Because I work alone, Sam. And if you and your friends hadn't come along and met me, those rhinos wouldn't have gotten him,
• Sam Spacebot: It's not our fault. We stay together as a team, and that's that.
• Manny: Okay, suit yourself.
• Sid: Wait. Aren't you going south? The change of seasons, migration instincts, any of this ringin' a bell?
• Manny: I guess not. Bye.
• Sid: Okay. Then thanks for the help. I can take it from here.
• Carl: Hey, you overgrown weasel, wait till we get down there!
• Sid: Whoa, the whole south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowds. Who needs it? I mean, isn't this great, you and me, two bachelors knocking about in the wild?
• Manny: No. You just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dish.
• Sid: You're a very shrewd mammal. Okay, then you lead the way, Mr.-- I didn't get the name.
• Manny: Manfred.
• Sid: Manfred? Yuck, man.
• Soleil Spacebot: Are you sure that's his name, Sammy?
• Sam Spacebot: Manfred, yes, of course. He calls him Manny for short.
• Soleil Spacebot: Then why don't we stick with him and Sid together?
• Sam Spacebot: Sure, Soleil. I have never steered you wrong.
• Sid: How about Manny the Moody Mammoth, or Manny the Melancholy, Manny the-- (Gasps)
• (Manny Grabs the Trunk)
• Manny: Stop following us.
• Sid: Okay, okay. So you've got issues. Look, you won't even know I'm here. I'll just zip the lip, 'cause when I say "mmm," I'm "mmm."
• (Scene Fades to Waterfall Rushing Down)
• (Camera Pans to a Human Village)
• (A Man Walks to his Tent)
• (A Woman Comes Out with a Baby)
• (The Baby Gurgles, and Tries to Walk, but Loses his Balance)
• (The Father Loves the Baby, and Tosses Him Up)
• Soto (Off-Screen): Oh, look at the cute little baby, Diego.
• (Camera Pans Up to Soto and Diego)
• Soto: Isn't it nice he'll be joining us for breakfast?
• Diego: It wouldn't be breakfast without him.
• Soto: Especially since his daddy wiped out half our pack, and wears our skin to keep warm. An eye for an eye, don't you think?
• Zoidberg: We'll show those people what happens when they mess with us.
• Soto: We'll settle with that later, Zoidberg. I know you and your boys were sent by Commander Zurg who I don't know of, and you're turned into animals, but this is a job for us sabertooth tigers.
• Diego: Let's show that human what happens when he messes with sabers.
• Soto: Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego, bring me that baby alive. If I'm gonna enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.
• (Baby Cooing)
• (The Mother Goes Back Inside the Tent)
• (The Father Goes Inside, Too)
• (Manny Walks Down and Has Wood)
• (Sid Walks Slowly with the Stick in his Hand)
• Sid: Phew. I'm wiped out.
• Manny: That's your shelter.
• Sid: Hey, you're a big guy. You got a lot of wood. I'm a little guy.
• Manny: You got half a stick.
• Sid: Yeah, but with my little stick and my highly evolved brain-- Ow! --I shall create fire.
• Manny: Fascinating.
• Sam Spacebot: You know, guys, we're gonna have to spend the night here and get some sleep.
• Karita Spacebot: Good idea, Sam.
• Soleil Spacebot: And tomorrow, we keep going on with our journey.
• Sid: We'll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight, now won't we?
• (Thunderclap)
• (Sid Tries to Make Fire)
• Manny: Hey, I think I saw a spark.
• (Sid Didn't See a Spark)
• Sid: Uh, any chance I could squeeze in there with you, Manny, old pal?
• Manny: Oh, isn't there someone else you could annoy-- friends, family poisonous reptiles?
• Sid: Oh, my family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me. You should see what they did last year. You know, I mean, they woke up early, and then they quietly tied my hands and feet, and they gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and went through water so I'd lose their scent, and-- and-- and-- and who needs 'em anyway?
• (Manny Drops Sid on the Floor)
• Sid: So what about you? You have a family?
• (Manny Turns Away, and Falls Asleep So Fast)
• Sid: Okay, you're tired. I see. Well, we'll talk more in the morning.
• (Rocks Fall on Sid, Making him Groan in Pain)
• Sid: Uh, Manfred? Manfred? Could you scooch over a drop? Oh, come on! Nobody falls asleep that fast! Manny!
• (The Rain Comes Down Faster, and Sid Hides Under Manny's Tail)
• (Meanwhile, Scrat Tries to Climb the Tree, with the Acorn on his Head)
• (Scrat Tries to Get Up Even Higher, but the Acorn Slips Down)
• (Scrat Catches it, and Keeps Going)
• (Scrat Pulls it to a Tree)
• (Scrat Thinks This is a Perfect Spot to Put the Acorn)
• (A Thundercrash Hits Scrat, Causing Him to Drop the Acorn)
• (Scrat Groans in Pain)

Save the Child:

• Sid: But you just saved him.
• Manny: Yeah, well, I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
• Sid: But you can't leave him here.
• (Baby Coos)
• (Sid Picks up the Baby)
• Sid: Look, there's smoke! that's his herd right up the hill. We should return him.
• Manny: Let's get something straight here, okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, it wouldn't even be a you.
• Sid: Just up the hill?
• Manny: Listen very carefully: I'm... not... going!
• Sid: Fine, be a jerk. I'll take care of him.
• Manny: Oh, yeah, that's good. You'll take care of him. You can't even take care of him yourself. This I gotta see.
• Sid: I'll return you. We don't need that meany-weeny mammoth, do we? No we don't.
• Sid: Look, I'm sorry to interrupt your snack, but we gotta go.

Taking Care of the Baby:

• Sid: Humans are disgusting.
• Manny: Okay, you, check for poop.
• Sid: Hey, why am I the poop checker?
• Manny: Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small an insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
• Sid: Why else?
• Manny: Now, Sid!
• (Sid Does What he's Told)
• Sid: Ewww! Yuck! Ewww! I mean, my goodness. All right, look out, look out. Coming through.
• Manny: Hey, watch out!
• Diego: Stop waving that thing around!
• Sid: Oh, I'm gonna slip.
• (Sid Throws the Diaper to Manny, Manny Throws it Away)
• Sid: It's clean!
• Simon Spacebot: Sid, that was a dirty rotten trick!
• Sid: Gotcha! (Laughs)
• (Baby Bawling)
• (Manny Hits Sid on the Head)
• Manny (Off-Screen): Will you cut it out?

A Hot Foot:

• Sid: Did you hear that, little fella? You're almost home.
• Sid: My feet are sweating.
• Sid: Seriously, my feet are really hot! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
• Sid: Wow, I wish I could jump like that.
• Sid: I don't know about you guys, but we are the weirdest heard I've ever seen.

Fire Starter:

• Sid: You know, Diego, I've never had a friend who would risk his life for me.

Ambush!:

• Sid: That's it. You're out of the herd!

Reunited:

• Sid: You're hanging out with us now, buddy. Dignity's got nothing to do with it! I'll take that lift.