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"He Lives in You":

  • (20th Century Fox presents)
  • (Scene Opens to a Night of Dawn)
  • (Apatosaurus Eat Grass)
  • Chorus: "Ingonyama nengw' enamabala. Ingonyama nengw' enamabala. Ingonyama nengw' enamabala. Ingonyama nengw' enamabala."
  • Lebo M.: "Night, and the spirit of life, calling,"
  • Chorus: "Oh, oh, iyo."
  • Lebo M.: "Mamela."
  • Chorus: "Oh, oh, iyo."
  • (Ricky is on the Top of Mesozoic Rock Calling Everyone)
  • (The Sun Rises)
  • Lebo M. "Ubukhosi bo khokho, we ndodana ye sizwe sonke. Wait! There's no mountain too great."
  • Chorus: "Oh, oh, iyo."
  • Lebo M.: "Hear the words and have faith, oh-oh-oh."
  • Chorus: "Oh, oh, iyo."
  • Lebo M.: "Have faith."
  • Chorus: "Hela hm mamela. Hela hm mamela. Hela hm mamela. Hela hm mamela."
  • Lebo M.: "He lives in you. He lives in me."
  • (Manfred Watches Ricky Down Proudly)
  • Lebo M.: "He watches over everything we see. Into the water, into the truth. In your reflection, she lives in you."
  • (Zander Comes By and Welcomes Samson and Natalie)
  • (Natalie is Carrying Baby Kaila)
  • (Ricky Hugs Samson and Natalie)
  • (Zander Bows Down)
  • (Ricky Lifts Kaila Up for the Kingdom to See)
  • (Dinosaurs Cheering)
  • (Manfred Looks Down at Samson's Daughter)
  • (Kaila Looks Happy)
  • (Samson Listens to His Father's Heart by Feeling the Wind)
  • Lebo M.: "He lives in you."
  • (Natalie Looks at Samson Happily)
  • Lebo M.: "He lives in you. He lives in me. He watches over everything we see. Into the water, into the truth. In your reflection, he lives in you."
  • (Ricky Puts a Mark on Kaila's Forehead)
  • (Natalie Looks at Kaila How Cute she is)
  • Toby: Ah, Denko, look at that little guy. A chip off the old block! And you gotta know who's gonna raise 'im.
  • Denko: His parents?
  • Toby: Okay sure, get technical. But who's gonna teach him the really important stuff? Like how to belch? (Burps) And dig for grubs? I'm telling ya, buddy, it's gonna be like old times. You, me, and the little guy.
  • (Ricky Chuckles): It is a girl.
  • Toby: Girl.
  • Toby and Denko: Girl?! Oy.
  • (Toby and Denko Collapse in a Dead Faint)
  • (The Tarbosaurus King 2: Samson's Pride)

Daddy's Little Princess:

  • (It's a Beautiful Morning at Mesozoic Rock)
  • (Kaila Runs Outside and Sees for Herself)
  • Kaila: Wow!
  • (She Starts to Run Down, but is Caught by Samson)
  • (Kaila Laughing)
  • Samson: Where do you think you're going in such a hurry?
  • Kaila: Daddy, let go.
  • Samson: Now I just want you to be careful.
  • (Kaila Pounces on a Butterfly)
  • Samson: Kaila, are you listening? Accidents can happen. You could easily get hurt--
  • Kaila: Hurt or stepped on or even get lost.
  • Samson: And remember, I want you to stay in sight of Mesozoic Rock at all--
  • Kaila: At all times, I know. And if I see any strangers, don't talk to them. Come straight home. Okay, okay. Can I go now? Please?
  • Samson: Mmm, very funny.
  • Natalie: Mind your father, Kaila.
  • Kaila: Yes, mom.
  • Samson: And stay away from the Darklands.
  • Zander: Nothing there but a bunch of backstabbing, murderous Outsiders.
  • Samson: Zander's right. You can't turn your back on them.
  • Kaila: Really? How come?
  • Samson: Never mind. Just run along now.
  • Kalia: But Dad, I--
  • Samson: You'll understand someday. Go on.
  • Kalia: Dad--
  • (Kalia Hugs Samson and Runs Off)
  • Samson: And stay on the path I've marked for you!
  • (Natalie Chuckles): Samson. Who does she remind you of? Hmm?
  • Samson: Huh? What? Who?
  • Natalie: She's just like you were when you were young.
  • Samson: Exactly. Do you realize the dangers we put ourselves in?
  • (Natalie Pins Samson Down): You mean the dangers you put us in.
  • (Samson Chuckles)
  • Natalie: She'll be fine.
  • (Natalie Leaves)
  • Samson: Hey, Toby, Denko. Come here.
  • Toby: Good morning, mon Capitan.
  • Samson: I want you to keep a close watch on Kaila. You know she's bound to run off.
  • Toby: No worries, Samson. We're on her like stink on a dimetrodon!
  • Denko: Hey!
  • Toby: It's the hard truth, Denko. Live with it.
  • Samson: You guys, I'm counting on you. Danger could be lurking behind every rock.
  • Toby: Aha.
  • (Toby and Denko Start to Find Kaila)

The Baby-Sitters:

  • (Kaila is Still Chasing the Butterfly)
  • Kaila: Hey, wait. Come back. I just wanna play.
  • (Kaila is Too Small to Catch the Butterfly)
  • Kaila: The mighty hunter (Off-Screen) has cornered her prey.
  • (Kaila Pounces at the Butterfly, but the Butterfly Flies Away)
  • Kaila: Huh?
  • (The Darklands is Shown Outside)
  • Kaila: Whoa. Cool. The Darklands.
  • (Camera Pans Closer)
  • Kaila: I wonder what's out there.
  • (Meanwhile, Toby and Denko Rustle in the Grass)
  • (Kaila Turns Around and Screams in Terror)
  • (Toby and Denko Scream in Terror)
  • (Kaila Screams in Terror)
  • (Toby and Denko Scream in Terror)
  • (Kaila Backs up and Falls in the Water)
  • (SPLASH)
  • Denko: Don't worry, Kaila. Uncle Denko's coming.
  • (Denko Jumps in the Water)
  • Toby: Oh, no! Uh, uh, uh, let's see. "Gee, Samson, the good news is we found your daughter. The bad news is we dropped a dimetrodon on her. Is there a problem with that?"
  • Denko: Kaila? Kaila?
  • Toby: Denko! Let me define baby-sitting!
  • (Denko Gets Up off Kaila)
  • (Kaila Rises her Head Out of the Water and Sputters, then Looks Firmly at Denko)
  • Denko: Sorry. Now, Princess Kaila, as Samson's daughter, you know better than to go off all alone. You could've been hurt.
  • Kaila: But--
  • Toby: Hurt?!? Oh, Samson would kill us! You didn't slip a disc, did you?
  • Kaila: But-- But--
  • Toby: Catch a fever? Get a hangnail?
  • (Kaila Pulls her Hand off Toby): Toby!
  • Toby I had one once.
  • Denko: Very painful.
  • Toby (Off-Screen): Excruciating!
  • (Kaila Gets Shaded)
  • Toby: Darling, with your complexion, you should stay out of the sun.
  • (Kaila Pushes the Leaf Away)
  • Toby: What? Don't you want a wrinkle?
  • Kaila: Will somebody please just listen to me?
  • Toby: I'm sorry, I'm not listening. Did you say something, princess?
  • Kaila: I'm not just a princess, you know. That's only half of who I am.
  • Denko: Oh, then who's the other half?
  • Kaila: Well, I, uh--
  • Toby: Well, while you're figure it out, let's eat!
  • (Toby Snaps his Fingers)
  • (Denko Lifts the Log)
  • Toby: Grubs!
  • Denko: The other white meat.
  • Toby: And so high in protein.
  • Kaila: Ewww! Gross!
  • Toby: No? How about you, big boy?
  • (Denko Sniffs and Sighs Contentedly)
  • Denko: Love grubs.
  • Toby: Not like.
  • Toby and Denko: Love.
  • (Denko Eats a Bug, but it Tastes Bad, and Spits it Out)
  • Toby: Ohh! You always do that! You take a bite out of every one, and then put it back. It drives me crazy.
  • Denko: But you can't tell from the outside which is the real slimy ones.
  • Toby: Slimy? Yumi, my pal in playing, it's the crunchy ones that make the meal. (Eats the Bug)
  • Denko: Slimy.
  • Toby: Crunchy.
  • Denko: Slimy!
  • Toby: Crunchy!
  • Denko: Slimy!
  • Toby: Crunchy!
  • (Kaila Starts to Sneak Away)
  • Denko: Less filling!
  • Toby: Tastes good!
  • Denko: Less filling!
  • Toby: Tastes good!
  • (Kaila Walks Away and Free from the Baby Sitters)

Spinosaurus Attack/Meet Zyphire:

  • (Kaila Walks Off, Giggling)
  • (She Walks on the Log, Until She Falls on a Young Tarbosaurus)
  • (The Tarbosaurus, Whose Name is Koro, Snarls Angrily)
  • (Kaila Backs Up)
  • Koro: Who are you, Mesozoiclander?
  • (Kaila Jumps From Side to Side)
  • Koro: What are you doing?
  • Kaila: My father says to never turn your back on an outsider.
  • Koro: You always do what Daddy says?
  • Kaila: No!
  • Koro: Bet you do. Bet you're Daddy's little girl. (Chuckles) An outsider doesn't need anybody. I take care of myself.
  • Kaila: Really?
  • (A Spinosaurus Growls Lowly)
  • Kaila: Cool!
  • (Koro Screams in Horror)
  • (Kaila Screams in Horror)
  • (Spinosaurus Snaps its Jaw at Kaila and Koro)
  • (Koro Jumps to Another Rock)
  • Kaila: This way!
  • (Kaila and Koro Run to a Safe Side)
  • (Koro Sighs with Relief and Chuckles)
  • Koro: That was a close one.
  • Kaila: Yeah.
  • (More Spinosaurus Rise Up and Kaila and Koro Scream)
  • (Koro Jumps Off the Spinosaurus and Runs)
  • (Kaila is Hanging on the Side of a Branch of a Tree)
  • Kaila: Hey! What about me?
  • Koro: I'll distract them! Run!
  • (Koro Falls off a Spinosaurus' Tail and Into the Water)
  • (Koro Rises Out of the Water and Gasps for Air)
  • (A Spinosaurus Growls at Koro)
  • (Koro Screams)
  • (Kaila Attacks a Spinosaurus, But Then Sees Koro in Trouble)
  • Kaila: Look out!
  • (Koro Whimpering)
  • (The Spinosaurus was About to Eat Morton for Supper, Until Kaila Jumps on his Jaw)
  • Kaila: Move it!
  • (Koro Runs, and Kaila Follows Him)
  • (The Spinosaurus Chews on the Branch, But Kaila Jumps to a Cliff, Safe with Koro)
  • (Kaila and Koro Look Down at the Spinosaurus)
  • Kaila: I did it. I did it! (Blows a Raspberry)
  • Koro: Ha!
  • Kaila: Oh, man, did you see the size of those teeth? They were going-- (Playful Roaring, and Giggles) He just totally leave me right there--
  • (Behind the Bush, a Tarbosaurus Named Zyphire Looks at the Children Firmly)
  • Kaila: --and jumped at them, and I bopped them so good. We make such a good team. And you-- You were really brave.
  • Koro: Yeah? You were pretty brave, too. My name's Koro.
  • Kaila: I'm Kaila.
  • (Zyphire Growls Softly)
  • (Kaila Giggles)
  • Kaila: Tag! You're it!
  • (Koro Doesn't Move)
  • Kaila: Tag! You're it! You're it!
  • (Koro Still Doesn't Move)
  • Kaila: Hello? You run. I tag. Get it?
  • (Koro is Confused)
  • Kaila: What's the matter? Don't you know how to play?
  • (Koro Stands There)
  • Kaila: Oh. Uh-- (Playful Growling)
  • (Koro Growls)
  • (Samson Shows Up and Roars)
  • (Zyphire Shows Up and Roars, Too)
  • Samson: Zyphire.
  • Zyphire: Samson.
  • (Natalie, Toby, and Denko Show Up)
  • Zyphire: Natalie.
  • Natalie: Zyphire.
  • Toby: Toby, Denko. Great. Now that we all know each other... GET OUTTA OUR MESOZOIC LANDS!
  • Zyphire: Your Mesozoic Lands?
  • (Zyphire Snarls, Making Toby Leap Backwards Over Denko's Head in Fear)
  • Zyphire: These lands belong to Sarpedon.
  • Samson: I banished you from the Mesozoic Lands. Now you and your young hatchling get out!
  • (Koro and Kaila Look at Each Other in Shock)
  • Zyphire: Oh, haven't you met my son, Koro? He was hand chosen by Sarpedon to follow in his footprints, and become king.
  • (Samson Growls at Koro)
  • (Koro Whimpers)
  • Toby: That's not a king. That's a fuzzy maraca.
  • Zyphire: Koro was the last born before you exiled us to the Darklands, where we have little food, less water.
  • Samson: You know the penalty for returning to the Mesozoic Lands.
  • Zyphire: But the child does not! However, if you need your pound of flesh, here.
  • (Zyphire Gives Koro to Samson, Koro Whimpers)
  • (Samson Looks at Zyphire Confused)
  • (Zyphire Smiles Evilly)
  • Samson: Take him and get out. We're finished here.
  • (Samson Picks up Kaila)
  • Zyphire: Oh, no, Samson. We have barely begun. (Sinister Chuckling)
  • (Zyphire Walks Over and Picks up Koro)
  • Kaila (Quietly): Bye.
  • Koro (Quietly): Bye.

"We Are One":

  • (The Mesozoiclanders Walk Home, But Natalie Stops and Looks at Samson)
  • Natalie: Samson?
  • Samson: Ahem.
  • (Natalie Smiles and Walks Home)
  • (Samson Puts Kaila on the Rock)
  • (Kaila Giggles Nervously at Samson)
  • (Samson is Disappointed in Kaila)
  • (Kaila Looks Sad)
  • Samson: Kaila, what did you think you were doing? You could have been killed today.
  • Kaila: But, Daddy, I didn't really mean to dis--
  • Samson: I'm telling you this because I love you. I don't wanna lose you.
  • Kaila: I know.
  • Samson: If something happened to you, I don't know what I'd do. One day I won't be here, and I need you to carry on in my place. You are part of the great Circle--
  • Kaila: Circle of Life, I know.
  • Samson: Exactly. And you have to be careful. As future queen--
  • Kaila: What if I don't wanna be queen? It's no fun.
  • Samson: That's like saying you don't wanna be a dinosaur. It's in your blood as I am. We are part of each other.
  • (Samson Tilts Kaila Down)
  • (Kaila Looks at her Father)
  • (Samson Smiles)
  • (Kaila Smiles)
  • (Samson and Kaila Hug)
  • Samson: "As you go through life, you'll see, there is so much that we don't understand. And the only thing we know is things don't always go the way we planned. But you'll see every day that we'll never turn away when it seems all your dreams come undone. We will stand by your side, filled with hope and filled with pride. We are more than we are, we are one."
  • Chorus: "Family, family, we are one. Family, family, we are one."
  • Kaila: "If there's so much I must be, can I still just be me, the way I am? Can I trust in my own heart, or am I just one part of some big plan?"
  • Samson: "Even those who are gone are with us as we go on. Your journey has only begun. Tears of pain, tears of joy, one thing nothing can destroy is our pride, deep inside. We are one."
  • Chorus: "Family, family, we are one. Family, family, we are one."
  • Samson: "We are one, you and I, we are like the earth and sky. One family under the sun. All the wisdom to lead, all the courage that you need. You will find when you see we are one."
  • Chorus: "One, one, one."
  • (Samson Walks Down to Kaila)
  • Samson: As long as you live here, it's who you are.
  • (Samson Kisses Kaila's Cheek)
  • Samson: You'll understand someday.
  • (Samson Goes Back to Mesozoic Rock)
  • (Kaila is Left on a Rock)
  • (A Bird Flies By)
  • (Kaila Watches the Bird Fly By)
  • (The Bird Flies Away)
  • (Kaila Watches the Bird Fly into the Sunset)
  • (Camera Pans Back to the Sunset)
  • (Scene Fades Black)

The Outsiders:

"My Lullaby":

Kaila's First Hunt:

Wildfire!:

Koro to the Rescue:

At Mesozoic Rock:

Samson's Nightmare:

Just Having Fun:

Samson Seeks Counsel:

"Upendi":

Ambush!:

  • (Koro Wakes Up and Look Down at Mesozoic Rock)
  • Koro: Okay, I have to tell her today. Oh, where do I start? Kaila, Zyphire had a plot, and I was part of it. But I don't wanna be, because-- It's because I love you. (Sighs) Oh, she'll never believe me. But I gotta try. Kaila, I need to talk to you.
  • Samson: Kaila, I don't want you talking with him. I want to talk with him.
  • (Kaila Smiles)
  • (Samson Winks)
  • (He and Koro Go for a Walk)
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  • Zyphire: Why, Samson.
  • Samson: Zyphire.
  • Zyphire: What are you doing out here and so alone?
  • (Tarbosauruses Close Around Koro and Samson)
  • Zyphire: Well done, Koro. Just like we always planned.
  • Samson: You!
  • Koro: No! I didn't have anything to do with this!
  • Zyphire: Attack!
  • O
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Koro's Exile:

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  • Toby: Why, I oughta-- Let me at him! Let me at him! Here, hold me back.
  • Denko: Okay.
  • Toby: Let me at him! Let me at him!
  • Denko: Okay!
  • Toby: I think you're missing the basic point here.
  • Denko: Oh.
  • (Dinosaurs Murmuring)
  • Samson: Why have you come back?
  • Koro: Samson, I had nothing to do with--
  • Samson: You don't belong here.
  • Koro: Please. I ask your forgiveness.
  • O
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"One of Us":

Kaila Defies Her Father:

"Love Will Find a Way":

War!:

One Once Again:

Koro and Kaila’s Marriage: