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(Arnold and his friends are walking down a huge hallway. They are walking very cautiously, and then Kairel speaks up.)

Kairel: Wait a minute, girls, I was just thinking.... I really don't want to see the Witch this much, I better wait for you outside.

(She tries to leave but Sally and Jenny stop her.)

Sally: What's the matter?

Jenny: She's just scared again.

Arnold: Don't you know the Witch is gonna give you some courage?

Kairel: I'd be too scared to ask her for it.

Arnold: Well then, we'll ask her for you.

Kairel: I'd sooner wait outside. (she tries to leave but they stop her again)

Arnold: Why? Why?

Kairel: Because I'm still scared!

(She cries loudly and as they keep moving she lets out a loud yell.)

Sally: What happened?

Kairel: Somebody pulled my tail!

Sally: You did it yourself!

(Kairel sees that Sally was right and feels embarrassed.)

Sally: Come on.

(The four hold each other arm and arm and two huge doors open by themselves and they hear a loud booming voice, obviously the voice of the Witch.)

Witch: Come forward!

Kairel: Tell me when it's over!

(She covers her face with her hands as they walk down the open doors. Once inside they are in a large room and they see a huge throne and sitting on it is a sinister looking green-faced woman with a black-and-purple cloak, with two dragon-like horns on her head. Kairel is the first to see her.)

Kairel: Look at that! Look at that! (crying) I want to go home!

Witch: I am Maleficent, the great and powerful! Who are you? WHO ARE YOU?!

(Sally, Jenny and Kairel urge Arnold to go first.)

Arnold: If you please, I am Arnold, the small and meek. We've come to ask--

Maleficent: Silence!

Arnold: Oh, Jiminy Crickets! (he runs back to the girls)

Maleficent: The great and powerful Maleficent knows why you have come. Step forward, XJ9!

Jenny: (nervously) M-my name is Jenny, ma'am.

Maleficent: JUST GET OVER HERE!

(Jenny approaches Maleficent, her knees shaking.)

Maleficent: You dare to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!

(Jenny is shaking with fear.)

Jenny: Yes, ma'am. Yes, your honor. You see, a while back...we were walking down the Yellow Brick Road, and--

(Maleficent interrupts her)

Maleficent: Quiet!

(Jenny runs back fearfully to the others and Sally approaches her next. Sally falls to her knees and bows to her expecting mercy.)

Maleficent: And you, Sally, have the effrontery to ask for a brain. You billowing bag of Autumn fodder!

(Sally is also shaking with fear)

Sally: Yes, Your Honor, I mean, Your Excellency, I mean, Your Witchery!

Maleficent: Enough!

(Sally runs back to join the others.)

Maleficent: And you, Kairel!

(Kairel approaches her even more scared than the others)

Maleficent: WELL?!

(Before Kairel can say anything, she faints in fear of the dark fairy and falls to the ground. Arnold, Sally and Jenny rush to revive her.)

Arnold: (to Maleficent) You ought to be ashamed of yourself! Frightening her like that when she came to you for help!

Arnold: Silence, whippersnapper! The beneficent Maleficent has every intention of granting your requests!

(As if on cue, Kairel wakes up in a flash, and Sally and Jenny help her up.)

Kairel: What's that? What'd she say? Huh? What'd she say?

Maleficent: But, first, you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very small task: bring me the Serpent Staff of Jafar!

Jenny: (nervously) B-B-but if we do that, we'd have to kill him to get it!

Maleficent: Bring me his staff, and I'll grant your requests. Now, go.

Kairel: But, but what if he kills us first?

Maleficent: I said... GO!!!

(Kairel, frightened by Maleficent's booming voice, runs out of the room and jumps through a glass window, breaking it.)