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This is a transcript of Tom Cat! The Movie.
  • Randall Boggs: Please, come closer. Have a seat.
  • Drako: (growls)
  • Randall Boggs: Tell me... what makes you think... you are so qualified for this assignment?
  • Drako: Well, my previous occupation was Captain of the Galactic Alliance but... ahem... after my last mission, I was retired. 
  • Randall Boggs: You let Experiment 626 escape.
  • Drako: It wasn't my fault! The little trog...
  • Randall Boggs: Calm down! This job has absolutely nothing to do with 626.
  • Drako: I know what the job is about... and I believe I know the location... of the item you seek.
  • Randall Boggs: Where is it? Where?
  • Drako: A tiny planet in Gamma Quadrant. They call it Earth.
  • (Slicin Sand by Elvis Presley plays)
  • Elvis Presley: # Take off your shoes, put down your hair #
  1. Turn on the music and we'll get somewhere #
  2. Dance, dance, dance, til nose gets tan #
  3. We're gonna have us a ball on the beach #
  4. A-slicin' sand #
  5. Hug me a heap, swing me a lot #
  6. We got a lot of ocean if it gets too hot #
  7. O-o-o, o-o-o, baby, take my hand # 
  8. We'll have some real rockin' fun in the sun #
  9. A-slicin' sand... #
  • (music continues)
  • Flash Sentry: Hey, Twilight, you need some help? Let me give you a hand.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Where's Pinkie Pie?
  • Flash Sentry: She's not with you?
  • Mike Wazowski: Look, a parking space! Whoa! Uhh. Uhh.
  • James P. Sullivan: Ridiculous Earth vehicle. Needs evil genius tune-up.
  • Mike Wazowski: I am thrilled. My very first day at an Earth beach. I've been studying mingling with locals. Hang loose!
  • Blythe Baxter: Whatever.
  • James P. Sullivan: Are you sure woolly one-piece bathing suit... is from proper century?
  • Mike Wazowski: Absolutely. Put on your hat.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Have you two seen Pinkie Pie?
  • James P. Sullivan: We thought little girl was with you.
  • Pinkie Pie: Today, you'll take your rightful place... as part of the Hawaiian community. Are you ready?
  • Tom Cat: Hajibah!
  • Pinkie Pie: Nice skirt, but you don't need to dress up. Just be yourself.
  • Tom Cat: Unh! Hi!
  • Pinkie Pie: Maybe not that much yourself. Now, remember, in Hawaii... everybody calls each other "cousin." Not because we're all related... because we're one big ohana... one happy family.
  • Tom Cat: Mmm. Mmm.
  • Pinkie Pie: You'll be fine. Just say, "Aloha, cousin." Go on.
  • Tom Cat: Aloha, cousin.
  • Caillou: No!
  • Bulk Biceps: I got it. Huh?
  • Tom Cat: Heh. Aloha, cousin.
  • Link Larkin: Mmm. Smells good.
  • Corny Collins: OK, who wants to slice the pineapple?
  • Tom Cat: Aggataga!
  • (chainsaw buzzing, everyone runs and yells)
  • Zephyr Breeze: What happened?
  • Tom Cat: Whoa! (chainsaw buzzing)
  • Pinkie Pie: Oh, no.
  • James P. Sullivan: Not good.
  • Flash Sentry: Hey, that's my chainsaw.
  • Tom Cat: Whoa! (crashes)
  • Seaweed J. Stubbs: That blue dude, he's, like, totally freaky.
  • Corny Collins: I told Pinkie Pie... no pets.
  • (Pinkie Pie looks sad, Tom Cat walks away)
  • Tom Cat: H-h-hi. Hi. Hello., I'm Tom! Ohh.
  • Pinkie Pie: I brought ice cream.
  • Tom Cat: Ohh.
  • Pinkie Pie: It wasn't that bad. After you left, I got to help put out the fire.
  • Tom Cat: Oh. No cousins.
  • Pinkie Pie: You're a part of our ohana now... but getting everybody else to like you is harder. Trust me. I know.
  • Tom Cat: I'm freaky.
  • Pinkie Pie: You're different. You're one of a kind... like Frankenstein.
  • Tom Cat: Ohh. (squishes)
  • Twilight Sparkle: You sure you can watch Pinkie Pie for a couple of hours?
  • Mike Wazowski: You two go, have a good time. Everything here is completely under control. (fire bursts) Aah! (clangs) Why, I'm even fixing my very first Earth dinner.
  • Twilight Sparkle: You're fixing cat food.
  • Mike Wazowski: I know. It makes its own gravy. (slurps) Mmm.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Here. Why don't you take this?
  • Mike Wazowski: Leafy greens?
  • Twilight Sparkle: No. It's money... for pizza.
  • Flash Sentry: They deliver.
  • Mike Wazowski: Really? Fascinating.
  • Flash Sentry: Don't worry. They'll be fine.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, I guess they're OK... but I think Mike Wazowski tries on my clothes.
  • Flash Sentry: Ooh.
  • (Mike Wazowski runs away)
  • James P. Sullivan: Insert tab "A" into chromosome "B."
  • Tom Cat: Um, Sulley?
  • James P. Sullivan: Spies! Oh, 626. What do you want? I'm busy doing genius work here.
  • Tom Cat: Oh. Kanja-ooga.
  • James P. Sullivan: No cousins? Well, of course not. We are each one of a kind, you and I... evil genius scientist and evil genius creation... all alone in infinite universe. Sure, you have maybe found tiny adopted Earth family... but we have no, as you say, cousins.
  • Tom Cat: Oh.
  • (ship rumbling)
  • Tom Cat: Huh?
  • James P. Sullivan: Huh? What is this?
  • Mike Wazowski: Must be the pizza. I'll get it! (door opens) Drako! (door closes) 
  • Pinkie Pie: He's come back for Tom. Hurry. We can sneak out the back.
  • Mike Wazowski: Sulley, where are you going?
  • James P. Sullivan: I got to take care of thing.
  • Mike Wazowski: What is that?
  • James P. Sullivan: What is what?
  • (crashes, Pinkie Pie screams, Mike Wazowski gasps)
  • Pinkie Pie: You can't have Thomas, you big dragon!
  • Tom Cat: Dinko te fabba.
  • Drako: I'm not fat... and I'm not here for the failed experiment 626.
  • (gun zaps Tom Cat in the bag)
  • Tom Cat: Aah! Ooh!
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom!
  • Drako: Where's Sulley?
  • James P. Sullivan: You must take this and hide.
  • Mike Wazowski: Oh, no. This is something bad... evil and bad.
  • James P. Sullivan: Take it.
  • Mike Wazowski: No.
  • James P. Sullivan: Take it.
  • Mike Wazowski: Evil.
  • James P. Sullivan: Take it.
  • Mike Wazowski: No.
  • James P. Sullivan: Take it.
  • Mike Wazowski: Bad.
  • James P. Sullivan: Take it.
  • Mike Wazowski: No.
  • James P. Sullivan: Take it.
  • Mike Wazowski: Evil.
  • James P. Sullivan: Take it.
  • Mike Wazowski: No.
  • James P. Sullivan: Take it.
  • Mike Wazowski: Bad.
  • Drako: Very funny.
  • James P. Sullivan: Not to make a peep, my little one-eyed one... our entire galaxy is doomed.
  • Mike Wazowski: But how am I supposed to breathe?
  • (roof crashes)
  • Drako: James P. Sullivan.
  • James P. Sullivan: Drako. Not see long time.
  • Drako: Where are they?
  • James P. Sullivan: They? Who they?
  • Drako: The other 625 experiments.
  • James P. Sullivan: Ha ha ha. You must have me confused... with other evil genius scientist.
  • Drako: What have we here?
  • James P. Sullivan: Uh, is ping-pong ball. Is Earth sport. Like tennis, but tinier.
  • Drako: You're a bad liar, Sulley. Where are the other experiment pods?
  • James P. Sullivan: I never discuss scientific research with big dummies.
  • Drako: Then perhaps you'll discuss it... with your former partner, Dr. Randall Boggs.
  • James P. Sullivan: Randall Boggs is alive?
  • Drako: And he wants his experiments back.
  • Mike Wazowski: (muffled) Sulley? Help?
  • (engines whirring)
  • Pinkie Pie: He's taking Sulley!
  • Tom Cat: Ookata Sulley.
  • Drako: What?
  • (Tom Cat grunting)
  • Pinkie Pie: No!
  • (explosion)
  • Tom Cat: (gasps) Sulley!
  • (ship whooshing)
  • Pinkie Pie: What are we going to do? Where are you going? Wait up! Sulley and Mike's ship.
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • Pinkie Pie: Don't we need the keys?
  • Tom Cat: Kanjijibe. Zz-zzz.
  • (engine starts)
  • Tom Cat: Ha ha ha!
  • (ship whooshing, spaceship horn plays "La Cucaracha")
  • Flash Sentry: Thanks for the... Well, I guess it was a date. Was it?
  • Twilight Sparkle: We split the bill.
  • Flash Sentry: Yeah, but I paid the tip.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Flash, I'm not ready for a real date yet. Things are still kind of lolo around here.
  • Flash Sentry: Come on. How bad can it be?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no.
  • (thunder crashes)
  • Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie? Pinkie Pie!
  • Flash Sentry: Anybody here?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! No sign of her.
  • Flash Sentry: Or Thomas or those other two.
  • Twilight Sparkle: You stay here in case anybody comes back. I'm going to go into town to look for them.
  • Flash Sentry: I'm sure it's OK. She's probably just hanging out with her new friends.
  • Pinkie Pie: Whoo-hoo! Do it again.
  • Tom Cat: Ha! Sulley.
  • (Drako's ship whooshing)
  • (Sulley's ship whooshing)
  • (spaceship gun shooting)
  • Drako: Computer, lock hyperdrive coordinates on... (crashes) Huh?
  • Tom Cat: Ha ha!
  • (spaceship gun shooting)
  • James P. Sullivan: Hey! Whoa! 626, please to be sharper with the shooting.
  • (after-burner crashes)
  • James P. Sullivan: Ha! Right up his after-burner.
  • Drako: Damage?
  • Computer Voice: Engine one, 75% capacity. (crashes, squishes) 50% capacity.
  • Tom Cat: Ah ha ha ha ha!
  • Pinkie Pie: You had coffee today, didn't you?
  • Tom Cat: Coconut cake and coffee.
  • Drako: Activate boosters.
  • (after-burners restart to whirr)
  • Pinkie Pie: That way! That way!
  • Drako: Reroute engine power to rear cannon and lock on target.
  • (beeping)
  • Computer Voice: Target locked.
  • Drako: Fire.
  • (Drako's spaceship gun shoots)
  • Pinkie Pie: Good steering.
  • Tom Cat: Mahalo.
  • (Drako's spaceship gun shoots on Sulley's ship)
  • Pinkie Pie: Aah!
  • Tom Cat: Aggataka!
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • Drako: (cackles)
  • Pinkie Pie: We're losing all our power!
  • Drako: My turn this time.
  • Computer Voice: Hyperdrive activated.
  • (Drako's ship goes hyperdriving)
  • Tom Cat: Sulley?
  • (Drako's hyperdrive blowing Sulley's ship)
  • Tom Cat: Waaaah!
  • Pinkie Pie: Aaah!
  • (Sulley's ship goes down to Earth, deploying parachute and landed down, raining)
  • Pinkie Pie: I think we're out of gas.
  • Tom Cat: Eh. (electricity buzzes)
  • Movie on TV: This is an emergency announcement... from Earth Central Command. Aliens from outer space have invaded Earth... and are kidnapping our most brilliant scientists... for unknown purposes.
  • Flash Sentry: Pinkie Pie, I knew you were OK. Hey, you're missing our favorite movie.
  • Pinkie Pie: Does Twilight know I was out past my bedtime?
  • Flash Sentry: Yeah. She's out looking for you.
  • Pinkie Pie: (sighs) Sulley was kidnapped by Drako.
  • Flash Sentry: The big dragon?
  • Pinkie Pie: Yep.
  • Flash Sentry: Aw, you and Thomas can handle him.
  • Pinkie Pie: Hey, where'd Thomas go?
  • (Flash Sentry points at Tom Cat's in Sulley and Mike's room)
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom? Tom?
  • (Tom Cat shakes footlocker box)
  • Tom Cat: Mike Wazowski.
  • (Tom Cat opens footlocker box and frees Mike Wazowski)
  • Mike Wazowski: (gasps) Oh, gosh. Oh, my. Breathing first, talking second. (takes deep breath) I'm ready now! Sulley! Drako kidnapped Sulley!
  • Pinkie Pie: I know.
  • Mike Wazowski: He was after this. Hey!
  • Tom Cat: Ooh. (speaks alien language)
  • Container: Container ready. Select experiment.
  • Pinkie Pie: What is it?
  • Mike Wazowski: It's some of Sulley's evil science.
  • (Experiment Pod Container opens)
  • Tom Cat: Ohh. (speaks alien language)
  • Pinkie Pie: Look at that.
  • Mike Wazowski: It's more illegal genetic experiments!
  • Pinkie Pie: You mean there are more besides Thomas?
  • Mike Wazowski: Well, Tom is number 626. These must be the other 625!
  • Pinkie Pie: They don't look like him.
  • Mike Wazowski: They've obviously been dehydrated for transport.
  • Pinkie Pie: How do they work?
  • Mike Wazowski: Well, I'm no evil genius... but I'd say if any of these pods get wet... they would instantly rehydrate... into one of the 625 prototype Tom experiments... (snaps) each with its own unique and highly destructive capability! But I'm just guessing.
  • Pinkie Pie: With more Toms, I bet we could rescue Sulley. We could activate one and go back into space...
  • Mike Wazowski: Hold it! Hold everything! These experiments are highly unstable and very dangerous. We're gonna keep these locked up... (closing, drilling, locking and jingling the footlocker box) ...safe and dry. (car alarm beeps) And as for you two, you must never... repeat, never... open that container. If those pods were to get wet... it could create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic! Got it?
  • Pinkie Pie: Got it.
  • Tom Cat: Smish!
  • Twilight Sparkle: Flash, I looked everywhere. Have you heard anything?
  • Flash Sentry: They're fine, Twilight. They're playing upstairs. Hey, you know, I'm gonna get you a cell phone.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! Thank goodness you're OK.
  • Pinkie Pie: Uhh! Stop it! You're hugging me to death!
  • Twilight Sparkle: Where were you? What happened?
  • Pinkie Pie: Well, Drako came back and kidnapped Sulley... so me and Tom hot-wired the spaceship... and we chased 'em into outer space... which was really cool, but then...
  • Twilight Sparkle: Wait, wait, wait. While Flash and I went to dinner... you went to outer space?
  • Pinkie Pie: I'm not finished.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Sorry.
  • Pinkie Pie: So, Drako got away, and we ran out of power. And then Tom saved the ship... and then we came home... and then you came home and tried to hug me to death. Now I'm finished.
  • Twilight Sparkle: I thought you said I had nothing to worry about.
  • Mike Wazowski: I was locked in a footlocker.
  • Twilight Sparkle: And why are you wearing my favorite T-shirt? It's not even your color.
  • Pinkie Pie: What are we gonna do about Sulley?
  • Twilight Sparkle: What am I, an astronaut? He was abducted by monsters, Pinkie Pie.
  • Pinkie Pie: We can't just forget about him. He's part of our ohana.
  • Twilight Sparkle: I know it's late, but I need to talk to Li Shang. It's an emergency.
  • Woman on Phone: He's asleep right now.
  • Twilight Sparkle: So wake him up!
  • Mike Wazowski: Well, I'm going to make a few calls myself... using my trusty Intergalactic Periwinkle Pages. There's only so many phones in the galaxy. (phone dialing) Hello, Planet Aaaaaah? Is Sulley there?
  • Man on Phone: Do you know what time it is?! 
  • Mike Wazowski: Well, you don't have to be rude.
  • Pinkie Pie: I bet one of those other experiments could help us. Too bad Mike said not to open it.
  • Tom Cat: Eh. (unlocks the footlocker, car alarm beeps, snaps fingers and opens the footlocker)
  • Pinkie Pie: Hmm. Mike also said not to get them wet.
  • (bathtub water running and stops)
  • Mike Wazowski: Hello, Planet Aaaaaah-ba? Is Sulley there?
  • Man on Phone: Go jump in a lake!
  • Mike Wazowski: Well, same to you, fella!
  • Pinkie Pie: Wait! We don't need all of them. Just look for one that can recharge the ship.
  • (beeps)
  • Container: Container ready. Select experiment. (beeping)
  • Tom Cat: Ah. Jinjibah.
  • (beeps)
  • Container: Experiment 221. Primary function... electrical power surge. (experiment pod door opens)
  • (water plops)
  • Container: Experiment 221 activated.
  • Pinkie Pie: Wow!
  • Butch Cat: Ha ha ha ha ha!
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • Twilight Sparkle: Oh, come on.
  • Flash Sentry: Hey, what's going on?
  • Mike Wazowski: Dark! Very dark!
  • (electricity zapping)
  • Butch Cat: Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
  • (electricity buzzing and zapping)
  • Tom Cat: Ohh. Cousin lost. Sulley... lost.
  • Pinkie Pie: You have a lot of lost issues.
  • Tom Cat: Uh. Unh! (thuds)
  • Pinkie Pie: But if we can find 221, we can find Sulley! Come on. I'll get a flashlight.
  • Tom Cat: Ohh. El kayo tay. Ha ha!
  • (ship whooshing)
  • Drako: Prepare yourself for cruel and interminable torture.
  • James P. Sullivan: Heh! I'm not afraid of torture... excepting maybe a little bit.
  • Drako: I'm certain Dr. Randall Boggs will find your "little bit."
  • (space door opens)
  • Randall Boggs: Drako, you're late!
  • James P. Sullivan: Ah! Dr. Randy Boggs.
  • Randall Boggs: Randall Boggs! It is Randall Boggs! You stole my evil genius experiments, Sullivan!
  • James P. Sullivan: Perhaps, since you paid for experiments, the evil is yours. But genius was all mine!
  • Randall Boggs: What?! Come down here and say that!
  • James P. Sullivan: Funny, you are shorter than I'm remembering. But you still have bulging eyes, like chameleon.
  • Randall Boggs: I am not chameleon-like! I am lizard-like! You with your two eyes and inexplicable accent!
  • Drako: Ahem! Anyway, I did find this one experiment pod. Sulley refused to reveal the location of the others... so I brought him to you for interrogation.
  • Randall Boggs: Only one?! You incompetent dragon head of a minion! I kick your stinky oversized feet! Eh! Aah! Wait. What? Interrogation? Ha! All right, you, take this! And that! Don't just stand there. Bring me a phone book!
  • Drako: (growls)
  • Tom Cat: (sniffing)
  • Pinkie Pie: He couldn't have gone too far.
  • (Tom Cat takes big rock and drops it loudly)
  • Pinkie Pie: Quiet!
  • Tom Cat: Eh. (takes small rock and drops it softly) Hmm. (uses red eyes to search for something)
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • Tom Cat: (gasps) Maka maka! Sasa!
  • (leaves rustling)
  • Pinkie Pie: Maybe he went this way.
  • (Tom Cat takes Pinkie Pie to go that way)
  • Pinkie Pie: Hey!
  • Randall Boggs: If you do not tell me... where the other experiments can be found... I will begin with the threatening!
  • James P. Sullivan: Your threatenings don't threaten me.
  • Randall Boggs: Then I will threaten your family.
  • James P. Sullivan: Ha! I have no family! Ha ha ha ha!
  • Randall Boggs: Perhaps I will activate the one experiment pod... and leave you to its tortures.
  • James P. Sullivan: Experiment 625? Ohh. He has all powers the same as 626.
  • Randall Boggs: Ha ha! He'll torture your little doughboy body into talking! Activate the experiment!
  • (water plops)
  • (bubbling)
  • (zapping)
  • Randall Boggs: Run!
  • (space door opens and closes)
  • (explosion)
  • Danny: (growls)
  • Randall Boggs: Any second now, you'll hear his tortured cries of regret. "Please let me out! I'll tell you everything!" Any second now. His pathetic screaming, begging for mercy! Any second. Should be right about... now!
  • Drako: I don't hear anything.
  • Randall Boggs: Shut up! I can't hear!
  • (space door opens)
  • Drako: Huh?
  • Randall Boggs: Huh?
  • Danny: (chomps)
  • James P. Sullivan: Funny thing... 625 has all powers of 626. Even has advanced language programming. Unfortunately, he is also lazy coward. Heh heh heh. But makes great sandwiches.
  • Danny: Ham or tuna?
  • Randall Boggs: Grr! I am irked!
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • Pinkie Pie: It's on the other side of the fence.
  • Tom Cat: (grunts)
  • Pinkie Pie: Aah!
  • (girls screaming)
  • Sunset Shimmer: Pinkie Pie, what are you doing here?
  • Pinkie Pie: You're having a camp-out? But you told me everyone was sick.
  • Sunset Shimmer: We are sick... sick of you.
  • Brittany Biskit and Whittany Biskit: Yeah!
  • McKenna Nicole: Yeah!
  • Pinkie Pie: Who needs your dumb, fakey camp-out anyways? We're looking for a genetic experiment... from another galaxy... so we can recharge a spaceship and rescue Sulley from monsters!
  • Sunset Shimmer: You're a liar.
  • Pinkie Pie: No, I'm not. It's in your yard... right over there.
  • (bug electrocuter buzzing)
  • Sunset Shimmer: That's a bug electrocuter, not a monster. You and your disconfigured cat are total freaks!
  • Brittany Biskit and Whittany Biskit: Yeah!
  • McKenna Nicole: Yeah!
  • Pinkie Pie: You can spit acid on 'em if you want to.
  • Tom Cat: (hacking)
  • Sunset Shimmer: Run!
  • (girls screaming)
  • Pinkie Pie: Come on, Thomas.
  • Tom Cat: (snorts, gulps)
  • Butch Cat: Hmm. Ha ha ha ha ha!
  • (electricity buzzing and zapping)
  • (door opens)
  • Pinkie Pie: (whispering) Don't let Twilight hear us. It's so past my bedtime.
  • (light turns on)
  • Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie!
  • Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat: (gasps)
  • Twilight Sparkle: It is so past your bedtime!
  • (Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat screaming)
  • Twilight Sparkle: And don't forget to brush your teeth! Uhh!
  • (door closes, phone dials)
  • Mike Wazowski: One more call before bed.
  • (James P. Sullivan sings in foreign language, phone rings)
  • James P. Sullivan: Huh? Phone.
  • (phone call rings)
  • James P. Sullivan: Hello?
  • Mike Wazowski: Is Sulley there?
  • James P. Sullivan: This is he him speaking.
  • Mike Wazowski: Sulley! It's Sulley!
  • James P. Sullivan: Mike! How did you get number for Drako's detention cell?
  • Mike Wazowski: I just called the number listed here..."Detention cell phone." Ohh! Cell phone! I get it. Heh heh heh!
  • Randall Boggs: There must be some way... to make that morally bankrupt scientist talk!
  • Danny: I think I'm gonna make a sandwich. Drako, how about a sandwich?
  • Drako: I don't want a sandwich!
  • Danny: You sure? Last of the bologna.
  • Drako: I don't like bologna! Too fatty.
  • (alarm blares)
  • Computer: Unauthorized communication intercepted. Detention cell two.
  • James P. Sullivan: So, then monkey says to rabbi...
  • Drako: What's going on here?
  • James P. Sullivan: Excuse me. Interrupting punch line.
  • Drako: Sorry.
  • Randall Boggs: Stop apologizing!
  • Drako: Sorry.
  • Randall Boggs: Give me that! Now listen to me, you caller of Sulley, you...
  • Mike Wazowski: Yes? Yes? (whispers) It's the kidnapper. OK. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Good. Fine. 
  • Pinkie Pie: What's he saying?
  • Mike Wazowski: He says he wants all 624 other experiments... as a ransom, or we'll never see Sulley alive! 
  • Randall Boggs: Wait for my phone call. I will then tell you the ransom exchange location... and call you many nasty names! Ha ha! Hang that up!
  • (phone hangs up)
  • Randall Boggs: No, slam it! 
  • Drako: Oh, sorry. (phone hangs up loudly) Heh.
  • Mike Wazowski: What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
  • (rooster crows)
  • (footsteps)
  • (knocks on door)
  • (door opens)
  • Li Shang: You called.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Shang. How are you? 
  • Li Shang: Sleepy.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Sorry.
  • Mike Wazowski: Shang! Thank goodness. It's terrible. Just terrible! Sulley's been... 
  • Li Shang: Kidnapped.
  • Mike Wazowski: That's right. By... 
  • Li Shang: Dr. Randall Boggs.
  • Mike Wazowski: And he's demanding a... 
  • Li Shang: Ransom.
  • Mike Wazowski: Of the... 
  • Li Shang: Other experiments. 
  • Mike Wazowski: You're good. How do you know all that stuff? 
  • Li Shang: Information is power. And I like power.
  • Twilight Sparkle: What do you think we should do?
  • Li Shang: Wait for Randall's next call. Once we have the rendezvous location... Mike and I will exchange... all the remaining experiments for Sulley. From there, we follow the governmental procedure.
  • Mike Wazowski: And what's the governmental procedure? 
  • (neck cracks)
  • Mike Wazowski: Classified. Right.
  • Li Shang: This is now an intergalactic incident. You are to take no further action... other than what I have indicated. Is that clear, Pinkie Pie?
  • Pinkie Pie: Yep. Me and Thomas are gonna go out and play. And not take further action. 
  • Tom Cat: No action.
  • Pinkie Pie: That kidnapper wants all the experiments. We've got to find the sparky little electrical cat one... we lost or no Sulley.
  • Tom Cat: Eh.
  • Pinkie Pie: We've gotta search the entire island.
  • (car door opens)
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom?
  • (electricity buzzing, car engine starts)
  • Tom Cat: Eh. Kanjijibe. Zz-zzz! Ha ha!
  • (Peter Gunn Theme plays)
  • (Sunset Shimmer and her friends were shocked at Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat wearing spy glasses)
  • (ice cream splats)
  • (frog croaks)
  • (camera shutters)
  • (Peter Gunn Theme ends)
  • (Butch Cat laughing and electricity buzzing)
  • (people gasping and screaming)
  • Big Mclntosh: What's that?!
  • Snails: Look out!
  • Pinkie Pie: I'm thinking he's this way. (door opens) This looks promising. 
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • Tom Cat: Hmm? Ikata!
  • (electricity buzzing, luau lanterns breaking)
  • Pinkie Pie: Don't lose him! I'll find something to catch him in.
  • Tom Cat: (grunting)
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • Butch Cat: Meega nala kweesta!
  • Tom Cat: (gasps) Eh. (growls)
  • Butch Cat: (growls)
  • Pinkie Pie: Grab him, Tom!
  • Butch Cat: Huh? Aah! (electricity buzzing)
  • Tom Cat: Aah! Ohh! Ehh. Whoa! Uhh! 
  • Butch Cat: Aaaah! Uhh!
  • Pinkie Pie: Got him!
  • Butch Cat: (grunts) Aaaah!
  • Pinkie Pie: Aw, isn't he cute? He's got your smile.
  • Butch Cat: (growls)
  • (Tom Cat flaps his ears)
  • (Butch Cat flaps his ears)
  • (Tom Cat emerges his extra arms)
  • (Butch Cat emerges his extra arms)
  • (Tom Cat licks his nose)
  • (Butch Cat licks his nose)
  • Tom Cat: Ohh. Cousin!
  • Pinkie Pie: I've been working on your chart. As you can see, it's not nearly as bad as Thomas' was. Too bad we have to give you away.
  • Tom Cat: No!
  • Pinkie Pie: What do you mean, no? We gotta get Sulley back. 
  • Tom Cat: Cousin. Ohana.
  • Pinkie Pie: You know what? You're right. It's like I said... we're all one big happy family.
  • (telephone ringing)
  • Mike Wazowski: It's the call! The call! I'll get it! I'll get it! Oof! Uhh.
  • Li Shang: Be calm. Get the rendezvous information, then hang up.
  • Mike Wazowski: Calm, rendezvous, hang up. Here I go. Hello-o-o?
  • Woman: Hello, Mr. Wazowski. Hi, this is the "New You Wonder Girdle Company"... calling regarding your order.
  • (telephone hangs up)
  • Mike Wazowski: Oh! Wrong number. Girdle? (laughs) I wouldn't need a girdle for my disguise... because it's an undergarment. Why would I use a girdle?
  • (telephone rings)
  • Mike Wazowski: I didn't order anything!
  • Randall Boggs: What?!
  • Mike Wazowski: Oh. Hello, how are you? (whispering) It's Randy Boggs.
  • Randall Boggs: Randall Boggs! Randall Boggs!
  • Mike Wazowski: The lighthouse in 10 minutes, and don't be late. That's what he said.
  • (Li Shang's car engine's trying to start, electricity buzzing)
  • Li Shang: This is an unfortunate complication.
  • Mike Wazowski: I know. We can take the ridiculous Earth vehicle.
  • (ridiculous Earth vehicle engine starts and drives away)
  • Pinkie Pie: Where's Mike and Shang?
  • Twilight Sparkle: They went to the lighthouse to get Sulley back.
  • Pinkie Pie: But...
  • Twilight Sparkle: I've got to go to work.
  • Pinkie Pie: But...
  • Twilight Sparkle: No more buts. (kisses) Just stay here.
  • (Twilight Sparkle's vehicle's engine starts and drives away)
  • (electricity buzzing, Li Shang's car engine starts and drives away)
  • (waves crashing, seagulls crying)
  • (ridiculous Earth vehicle engine stops)
  • Mike Wazowski: What a stunning example of Earth architecture. Why isn't the big light all flashy spinny aroundy?
  • Li Shang: The beacon hasn't been lit for years... too costly.
  • (tapping)
  • Li Shang: Randall Boggs should be here by now.
  • (Drako's spaceship whooshes and lands, spaceship door opens)
  • Mike Wazowski: That's Randy Boggs? He sounded much bigger on the phone.
  • Randall Boggs: Stop talking about me, you gossipy one-eyed cretin. Do you have the ransom?
  • Mike Wazowski: Do you have Sulley? That's my question to you, sir.
  • Randall Boggs: Bring out the two-eyed blue monster with purple spots!
  • Mike Wazowski: Sulley, you're okay!
  • Randall Boggs: Enough with your teary reunion. Commence with the giving me all the experiments.
  • Container: 623 experiments logged and functional.
  • Randall Boggs: 623? There's one missing.
  • Li Shang: Code yellow. Delay movement.
  • Randall Boggs: My ransom demand was for all the experiments. You are trying to pull a sneaky thing.
  • James P. Sullivan: Ha ha! What is one tiny experiment between old partners?
  • Randall Boggs: Quiet. I am blaming you for this. Dispose of him. 
  • Drako: Gladly.
  • Mike Wazowski: No! He's allergic to plasma blasts.
  • James P. Sullivan: Listen to him. Is true.
  • Pinkie Pie: Wait! (echoing) I've got the missing experiment.
  • Randall Boggs: What? Who is this?
  • Drako: A little Equestria girl who can be a gigantic pain in the rear.
  • Li Shang: Well done, Pinkie Pie. Now give it to the diminutive chameleon-like creature.
  • Randall Boggs: Lizard-like! Not chameleon, lizard! Give it to me!
  • Pinkie Pie: No.
  • Li Shang: Pinkie Pie, it's the only way you can save Sulley.
  • Pinkie Pie: But I got to save Butch, too.
  • Li Shang: You've named it?
  • Pinkie Pie: Yep. We're going to name all the experiments.
  • Tom Cat: Mmm. Iki pataba.
  • Randall Boggs: Shut up with all your not shutting up. Hand it over.
  • Pinkie Pie: Nope.
  • Li Shang: Pinkie Pie, do what he says.
  • Pinkie Pie: Whose side are you on?
  • James P. Sullivan: He's on saving-my-life side. Is good side.
  • Li Shang: You fail to comprehend the complexity of the situation.
  • Randall Boggs: Do you want your Sulley or not? Make your choice, little girl.
  • Pinkie Pie: OK. I've decided. You can't have either of them. Be free, little cousin.
  • Butch Cat: Ha ha ha! (electricity buzzing)
  • Pinkie Pie: Now you save Sulley. 
  • Tom Cat: Chuppy cheepa.
  • Randall Boggs: Begin the shooting.
  • Drako: Finally. (gun zapping)
  • James P. Sullivan: Oops.
  • (gun zapping)
  • James P. Sullivan: Aah!
  • Mike Wazowski: Stay calm. We're completely safe here.
  • (gun zaps, car horn honks and car alarm beeps)
  • Li Shang: Code green! Now! Now!
  • (ship rumbling)
  • Dean Hardscrabble: Lock all sensors on the fugitive. Activate external sound.
  • (stops rumbling)
  • Dean Hardscrabble: Dr. Randy Boggs... you are hereby ordered to surrender.
  • Randall Boggs: It's Randall Boggs, you absurd Dean Hardscrabble... with your red spikey hair.
  • Dean Hardscrabble: Prepare to fire.
  • Randall Boggs: Aah! Aah!
  • Pinkie Pie: (gasps) Don't shoot! He's got Thomas' cousins.
  • Butch Cat: Cousins. (thunder rumbling, electricity buzzing)
  • (clangs)
  • Dean Hardscrabble: Fire at will.
  • Betty: (yelps)
  • Charlie Proctor: Major electrical surge. All systems failing.
  • Dean Hardscrabble: Brace yourselves.
  • (thunder rumbling, electricity buzzing)
  • Randall Boggs: Hurry up, you great lumbering idiot.
  • Drako: (growls)
  • Li Shang: This is Li Shang. 10-13. 10-13.
  • Charlie Proctor: All systems offline. No injuries reported.
  • Dean Hardscrabble: We're all right.
  • Mike Wazowski: Thank goodness. Our little broken family is back together.
  • James P. Sullivan: I have family? Ooh. I have family.
  • Pinkie Pie: And you've got family, too, Tom. We're getting those experiments back.
  • (engines whirring)
  • Li Shang: Pinkie Pie! Pinkie Pie!
  • Tom Cat: Haah! Yahh!
  • Pinkie Pie: Uhh!
  • (Drako's spaceship door closes)
  • Li Shang: Pinkie Pie!
  • (ship whooshing)
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • Mike Wazowski: Well, now what do we do?
  • Li Shang: We hope they can pull off another miracle.
  • (ship whooshing)
  • Container: Container ready. Select experiment.
  • Randall Boggs: Oh ho ho ho! So many nasty experiments. I shall wreak mayhem on the stinky Galactic Empire.
  • Tom Cat: Thank you.
  • Randall Boggs: What?
  • Drako: You little trog.
  • Tom Cat: Huhh.
  • (shoes screech)
  • Drako: Pesky Earthling.
  • Pinkie Pie: You want it? Catch.
  • Drako: Why, you little... (gun zaps)
  • Tom Cat: (taunts in alien language) Ha ha ha! (blow raspberries)
  • Randall Boggs: Get them back! Get them back!
  • (gun zaps)
  • Drako: Aah!
  • Pinkie Pie: The window.
  • (beeps)
  • Drako: The window's open!
  • Computer: Warning. Window is open.
  • Pinkie Pie: Be free, cousins.
  • Drako: No!
  • (music stops)
  • Drako: Whew.
  • (experiment pod container lid opens)
  • James P. Sullivan: Ah, little girl has saved experiments. Is very good.
  • Mike Wazowski: Very good? Well, it's not very good. It's the opposite of very good. It's very bad. 625 experiment pods activated by water... raining down on one of the wettest spots on Earth?
  • James P. Sullivan: Actually, is only 623. (chuckles)
  • Mike Wazowski: Whatever.
  • (leaves rustle, frog croaks)
  • (waterfall rumbling)
  • (waves splashing)
  • (clinks)
  • (jingling)
  • Ebenezer Wheezer: (snores)
  • Dean Hardscrabble: I'm afraid Mike is right. This is indeed very bad.
  • Drako: This should keep you two out of trouble... until Dr. Randall Boggs can dispose of you properly.
  • (spaceship door closes)
  • Pinkie Pie: Well, that didn't exactly work out... but at least we saved all the cousins.
  • Tom Cat: Uhh.
  • Pinkie Pie: Maybe Sulley and Mike and Twilight and Flash... will find them a nice home.
  • Tom Cat: Igeeba. Ohh. Oomph.
  • Pinkie Pie: (sighs) Don't be scared, Thomas. I'll figure out a way to rescue you.
  • Tom Cat: Yeah.
  • Pinkie Pie: Nobody gets left behind.
  • Tom Cat: Or forgotten.
  • (sad music plays)
  • (spaceship whooshing)
  • (villain music plays)
  • (spaceship door opens)
  • Randall Boggs: You think you are so...
  • (music stops)
  • Randall Boggs: Phone book! Phone book!
  • Drako: Phone book. Yes, sir.
  • Randall Boggs: One second. Ahem. You think you are so clever, don't you? You think you have outsmarted... the infamous Dr. Randall Boggs. Well, you made one grave mistake... you oh-so-adorable little Equestria pink girl. You delivered to me Experiment Number 626.
  • Tom Cat: (growls)
  • (clangs)
  • Randall Boggs: I will now clone him and create my own personal army! Ha ha ha ha ha! (coughs)
  • Drako: What shall I do with the little Equestria girl?
  • Randall Boggs: She is of no use to me.
  • (spaceship door closes)
  • Tom Cat: Unh! Uhh! Ooh!
  • Randall Boggs: Struggle all you want. You think you are so super-strong... with your "I can lift up to 3,000 times my weight." That is exactly why... I designed this restraint to hold your weight... 
  • (drama music plays)
  • Randall Boggs: ...times three thousand and one! (cackles)
  • (spaceship door opens and closes)
  • Pinkie Pie: Let me go!
  • Drako: Heh heh heh. I know a nice zoo... that will pay handsomely for an exotic specimen like you.
  • Pinkie Pie: Unh.
  • (whirring)
  • Computer: One minute to teleport.
  • Randall Boggs: Unfortunately, my patented cloning process... has one nasty side effect.
  • (whirring)
  • Randall Boggs: I have to cut you in half! 
  • (whirrs)
  • (zapping)
  • (clangs)
  • (buzzing zap)
  • Computer: Emergency alarm activated.
  • Drako: Location?
  • Computer: Detention cell two. 
  • Drako: Oh, not again.
  • (spaceship door opens)
  • Drako: 625? What's the emergency?
  • Danny: I need to know our coordinates. I just got us a deal on a bunch of bologna.
  • Drako: (growls)
  • (sizzling)
  • Randall Boggs: The suspense is killing me.
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • (sizzling continues)
  • Butch Cat: Cousin.
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • (sizzling stops)
  • Randall Boggs: What's happening?
  • Butch Cat: (laughing)
  • (electricity buzzing and clanging)
  • Tom Cat: Ohh. Thanks, cousin. (growls)
  • Computer: 30 seconds.
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom! Help!
  • (clangs)
  • Randall Boggs: I wasn't really going to cut you in half. It was a joke. Ha! Didn't Sullivan put a funny bone in you?
  • Tom Cat: (growls)
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • Butch Cat: (laughing)
  • Pinkie Pie: Help!
  • Tom Cat: Pinkie Pie.
  • (adventure music playing)
  • Computer: 20 seconds.
  • Tom Cat: (grunting)
  • (creaks)
  • (skittering)
  • Tom Cat: Blagh! Huh? (chomps) Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! (grunting)
  • (nails scraping)
  • Pinkie Pie: Help!
  • Computer: 10 seconds. 9, 8, 7, 6... 5, 4...
  • Tom Cat: Rarr! 
  • Computer: 3, 2, 1. Teleporting now.
  • (zap)
  • Tom Cat: Ow! Huh? Pinkie Pie!
  • Pinkie Pie: Thomas? I'm in this one.
  • Tom Cat: Ohh. Ohh. Ingaba.
  • Computer: Bologna order sent. Sending little girl in 10 seconds. 9, 8...
  • (crashes)
  • Pinkie Pie: You're OK!
  • (spaceship door opens)
  • Drako: What are you doing in here?
  • Tom Cat: (growls)
  • (gun zaps)
  • Drako: Huh?
  • (spaceship door closes)
  • Drako: (grunts)
  • (alarm blaring)
  • (spaceship door opens)
  • Drako: You're not taking my ship.
  • Danny: Drako, where's my bologna? I got nothing here but cheese.
  • Drako: Where are they?
  • Danny: Who?
  • Drako: The Equestria girl and 626.
  • Danny: I don't know. Not in here.
  • (spaceship door closes)
  • Tom Cat: Bye-bye.
  • Pinkie Pie: Have a nice trip. Hit it, Butch.
  • (electricity zapping and buzzing)
  • Drako: The navigation is disabled.
  • Computer: Warning... navigation disabled.
  • Drako: Huh? Hmm.
  • (electricity zapping)
  • Danny: Ah, grilled cheese. (chomps, electricity zaps)
  • (electricity zapping)
  • (whooshing)
  • (rumbling)
  • Drako: Uhh!
  • (crashing)
  • (birds crying)
  • (whirring)
  • Drako: (groaning) Uhh...
  • Danny: I don't think we're going to be going anywhere. (grunts) Looks like you and I are working together, huh? Sandwich?
  • Drako: No, I don't want a sandwich! Um, unless you have egg salad.
  • Danny: Nope. Only cheese. Have you not been paying attention?
  • Drako: Uhh.
  • (waves splashing)
  • (whooshing)
  • (splashing)
  • (whirring)
  • Pinkie Pie: Aloha! We're back!
  • Mike Wazowski: Pinkie Pie!
  • James P. Sullivan: My genius experiment!
  • Li Shang: Another miracle.
  • Randall Boggs: These manacles are too tight... you miserable, oppressive do-gooders, you.
  • Dean Hardscrabble: Dr. Randy Boggs.
  • Randall Boggs: Randall Boggs! Randall Boggs!
  • Tom Cat: We catch bad guy. You're welcome.
  • Dean Hardscrabble: Place him in the high-security chameleon cage.
  • Randall Boggs: Lizard cage! I am lizard-like! I will be back, you slobbering... stinking humanoids and other monsters!
  • Pinkie Pie: What are we going to do with you, Butch? Let's see. You like making big bunches of power, right?
  • Butch Cat: (electricity buzzing) Eee!
  • Pinkie Pie: But you keep blowing up things... like light bulbs and spaceship consoles. You need something really big to play with... something that won't explode when you touch it. What is it, Tom?
  • Tom Cat: Ooh. Injibay.
  • (electricity buzzing)
  • Tom Cat: Ooh. Kanjijibe. Zz-zz. Ha ha!
  • Butch Cat: (grunting)
  • (electricity zapping)
  • Li Shang: Well, if that isn't a pretty sight.
  • Mike Wazowski: This planet just never ceases to amaze.
  • James P. Sullivan: Ha! Is just 500-watt alternating current... powering catadioptric lens at 600,000 candela.
  • Dean Hardscrabble: It is beautiful... which makes it all the more tragic... that Earth is now infested with illegal genetic experiments. I'm afraid I have no choice but to evacuate the planet... and have them destroyed.
  • Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat: What?
  • Pinkie Pie: You can't destroy the experiments. They're ohana... cousins... and each one of them has a place where they belong... just like Butch belongs at the lighthouse... and Tom belongs with me.
  • Tom Cat: H-ha. Hi!
  • Pinkie Pie: In fact, I'm starting to think... we're all cousins even me and you.
  • Dean Hardscrabble: Hmm. Very well. I won't destroy the experiments. If you can retrieve each and every one... and find, as you say, the place where each belongs. 
  • Mike Wazowski: But they're out there right now... and they're all very bad, right?
  • James P. Sullivan: Yes, is true... but once experiment is turned to good... is completely useless for bad. I'm trying to fix for 627. Hee heh heh.
  • Dean Hardscrabble: I hereby designate you... an Undercover Intergalactic Experiment Retriever... and Thomas, too.
  • Tom Cat: Oh. Mahalo.
  • Mike Wazowski: That's crazy talk. There are 625... 
  • James P. Sullivan: 23.
  • Mike Wazowski: Uhh. A whole lot of pods out there. How are you going to find them?
  • Pinkie Pie: It'll be easy... like an Easter Egg hunt.
  • James P. Sullivan: Yes, but even more deadly. You must find them before they get wet.
  • Pinkie Pie: Before they get wet? No problem. 
  • (Aloha, E komo Mai by Jump5 instrumental plays)
  • (frog croaks)
  • (trills)
  • (saw buzzing)
  • (splashes)
  • Ebenezer Wheezer: (stops snoring) 
  • (zap)
  • Pinkie Pie: Come on. We've got 625 cousins to find.
  • Tom Cat: 623.
  • Pinkie Pie: Whatever.
  • Li Shang: Are you sure they can handle this?
  • Mike Wazowski: Pinkie Pie is a very persistent little girl.
  • James P. Sullivan: And with 626, they make one hotshot... evil-genius-experiment catching team.
  • (Aloha, E komo Mai by Jump5 ends)
  • (The End)

Credits

Tom Cat! The Movie by Hasbro Studios

Cast:

Pinkie Pie - Andrea Libman

Tom Cat - Richard Kind

Twilight Sparkle - Tara Strong

Flash Sentry - Vincent Tong

James P. Sullivan - John Goodman

Mike Wazowski - Billy Crystal

Butch Cat - Jim Cummings

Li Shang - BD Wong

Dean Hardscrabble - Helen Mirren

Drako - Marc Thompson

Randall Boggs - Steve Buscemi

Danny - Scott Bakula

Corny Collins - James Marsden

Sunset Shimmer - Rebecca Shoichet

McKenna Nicole - Tabitha St. Germain

Brittany and Whittany Biskit - Shannon Chan-Kent

Nigel Thornberry - Tim Curry

Blythe Baxter - Ashleigh Ball

Calliou - Annie Bovaird

Bulk Biceps - Michael Dobson

Link Larkin - Zac Efron

Zephyr Breeze - Ryan Beil

Seaweed J. Stubbs - Elijah Kelley

Computer - Tress MacNeille

Container - Dee Bradley Baker

Frog - Frank Welker

Big McIntosh - Peter New

Snails - Richard Ian Cox

Betty - Teresa Ganzel

Charlie Proctor - Philip Proctor

Ebenezer Wheezer - Rob Paulsen

Post Credits Transcript

  • Mike Wazowski: Hey, maybe Dean Hardscrabble... will let us go home with her this time.
  • (ship rumbling and whooshing)
  • Mike Wazowski: I'll get the wig. (walks away)
  • (James P. Sullivan looks curious)
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