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(Buttercup zooms down through the trees to a hollow stump that is the entrance to the secret underground room where the Lost Boys live. A tall, slender mouse with grayish-brown fur and cream-colored (sometimes tan) fur on his face, chest, and belly, a pink nose, and chocolate brown hair (sometimes black hair), a red newsboy hat with a gold strap and black button (sometimes a blue newsboy hat with a black strap and gold button), a red scarf around his neck, a light blue shirt, and tan pants with a brown patch on the right knee supported by a black belt, a round, red otter with a white muzzle, belly, black nose, white socks, and brown shoes, a light brown platypus with a brown beak wearing short green overalls, light orange shirt, and sea green and white sneakers, and a light brown platypus with a brown beak wearing short green overalls, light purple shirt, and sea green and white sneakers are lying in a heap on the floor. These are Tony Toponi, Peanut Otter, and Teddy and Leo Platypus. A white teacup with gold trim on the top and bottom, a gold handle, and a purple base with pink and blue designs is sleeping along with a cream colored mouse wearing a blue vest. These are Chip Potts and Timmy Brisby. Buttercup tries to get their attention that Twister wants them to attack the "Reggie bird" coming their way. Chip waves her away, and Timmy covers her with his pillow. Buttercup finally thunks Tony on the head with a billy club, which wakes him up]


Tony/Slightly: Ouch! (turns and believes Peanut did the dirty deed) So! (gives Peanut a good hard kick)


Peanut/Cubby: Ooh! (bowls right into Teddy and Leo, who wake up)


Teddy/Twin #1: Who ya shovin'?


Leo/Twin #2: Who ya shovin'?


Peanut/Cubby: You, that's who!


[the boys get together in a fight and start beating each other up and Buttercup gets Tony's attention by pulling his scarf]

Tony/Slightly: Huh? Orders from Pan? Hold it, men!

[the other boys jerk to attention]


Timmy/Nibs: What's the orders, Buttercup?


[Buttercup motions a "Reggie bird" is coming]


Peanut/Cubby: A terrible what?

Tony/Slightly: Reggie bird!

Peanut/Cubby: Reggie bird?

Tony/Slightly: Flying this way?

Peanut/Cubby: Uh, Pan’s orders are– What?

[Buttercup motions a slap, a kick, and a stomp]

Peanut/Cubby: Smash it?

Tony/Slightly: Kick it?


Teddy and Leo/Twins: Stomp it?

[Buttercup shakes her head angrily and pretends to have a gun to shoot]

Tony/Slightly: Oh shoot it down!

Teddy and Leo/Twins: Shoot it down!


Peanut/Cubby: Yeah shoot it down!

[The boys grab their weapons to prepare for action]

Teddy/Twin #1: Come on! Follow Buttercup!


Leo/Twin #2: Let's go!

Tony/Slightly: Come on! We’re gonna get her!

[The boys follow Buttercup out of the hideout racing in different directions and then race behind the rocks and Buttercup points out that Reggie is coming and indeed they can see her flying]


Tony/Slightly: Shh! I see it!


Teddy/Twin #1: Me too!


Leo/Twin #2: Me too!


Tony/Slightly, Peanut/Cubby, Teddy and Leo/Twins, Timmy/Nibs: Ready… aim… Fire!


[they aim their weapons and various sticks and stones come Reggie's way and she screams as she is falling out of the sky. Buttercup smiles as Reggie sees she is about to hit some rocks, but Twister comes and saves her just in time by scooping her into his arms. Buttercup can't believe it as she kicks a flower]


Reggie/Wendy: Oh, Twister! You saved my life!

[Buttercup is annoyed and she turns and flies away. Prince Wednesday comes flying down]

Prince Wednesday/Michael: Are you hurted, Reggie?


[Reggie catches him and gives him a hug]

Reggie/Wendy: No, Wednesday.

[Prince Tuesday comes flying down]

Prince Tuesday/John: Good heavens, Reggie. You might have been killed.

[Twister's sitting on a rock and then jumps up immediately as Tony, Peanut, Teddy, Leo, Nibs, and Chip come his way as they all tell who tried to shoot Reggie. Reggie, Prince Tuesday, and Prince Wednesday huddle together as sticks and stones come their way and they can't believe it]

Tony/Peanut/Teddy and Leo/Timmy/Lost Boys: Hey Pan! Hey Pan!

Peanut/Cubby: We followed your orders, Pan!

Tony/Slightly: Hey, Pan! I got it with my skull musket!

Teddy and Leo/Twins: You did not! We did! Yeah, we did!

Timmy/Nibs: I did it, Pan! I did it!

Peanut/Cubby: No, I did!

[The boys get into a fight starting to beat up on each other and Twister gets their attention]

Twister/Peter Pan: Attention! (Tony, Peanut, Teddy and Leo, Timmy, and Chip stop what their doing and salute) Well, I’m certainly proud of you…(Tony, Peanut, Teddy and Leo, Timmy, and Chip smile with pride) you blockheads! (Tony, Peanut, Teddy and Leo, Timmy, and Chip can't believe he said that) I bring you a mother to tell you stories…

Teddy and Leo/Twins: A mother?

[Reggie smiles]

Twister/Peter Pan: And you shoot her down!


Peanut/Cubby: Well, Buttercup said it was a bird!

[Buttercup knows she's about to get into trouble and she tries to sneak away]

Twister/Peter Pan: Buttercup said what?

Timmy/Nibs: Well, she said you said to shoot it down!

[Buttercup knows she's caught as Twister calls her]


Twister/Peter Pan: Buttercup. Buttercup! (Buttercup smiles innocently) Come here. (Buttercup is smug) You’re charged with high treason, Buttercup. (Buttercup yawns) Are you guilty or not guilty? Guilty? Don’t you know you might have killed her? (Buttercup nods proudly, Twister is mad) Buttercup… (Buttercup is proudly walking) I hereby banish you forever.


[Buttercup can't believe this and is angry and runs away. Reggie catches up to Twister and puts her hand on his shoulder]

Reggie/Wendy: Please, not forever!

Twister/Peter Pan: Well, for a week then. (smiles at Reggie) Come on, Reggie, I’ll show you the island.

Reggie/Wendy: Oh, Twister! The mermaids?

Peanut/Cubby: Aw, let’s go huntin’.

Timmy/Nibs: Tigers?

Teddy/Twin #1: Nah, bears.

Leo/Twin #2: Nah, bears.

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