David: No! Don't do it! (Rasputin is screaming in Ratigan's claws.)
David: ???
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King Stefan: I heard your wish on my wish radio. "Let No Bad Happen." Couldn't agree more.
Rasputin: Hey, Freakazoid! Where do you think you're going? GET BACK HERE!
Freakazoid: Oh, I forgot to tell you: I QUIT! (laughs) I quit! I resign. You get this completely in your ear? I am profoundly out of here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with rhinos all day and try to keep your clothes clean! (The audience starts laughing, much to Rasputin’s distain.) But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quitski. Over-and-outsker. That's all she wrote. Keep my last check, buddy! (hands each item to Rasputin as he mentions it, including his pet rabbit, Roger holding his backstage passes) Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogostick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid ghost and her normal brother, Jackson! (audience laughing) SO LONG! (waving his handkerchief to the audience and laughs while driving his car) Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya... (Yells and gets close to Rasputin’s face.) THAT'S COMEDY! (Then he drives off.)
Stefan: So, will you change your ways and come with me?
Rasputin: Never!
Stefan: Then we must go.
(Stefan, along with Olaf, Anne-Marie, David and the Disney Animals enter the ship and blast off, leaving Rasputin all alone.)
Rasputin: (nervously) Brother, brother! Wait! When I am alone, when I have no one to scare... I get very frightened myself. The Demons could... (sure enough Rasputin’s minions suddenly turn against him and possess his whole body. He starts to melt into a skeleton and disintegrates into dust until there is nothing left of him except his robe.)