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Melody: No! Don't do it! (Maleficent is screaming in Siri's claws.)

Melody: ???

(???)

Queen Clarion: I heard your wish on my wish radio. "Let No Bad Happen." Couldn't agree more.

Maleficent: Hey, Eden! Where do you think you're going? GET BACK HERE!

Eden: Oh, I forgot to tell you: I QUIT! (laughs) I quit! I resign. You get this completely in your ear? I am profoundly out of here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with lionesses all day and try to keep your clothes clean! (The audience starts laughing, much to Maleficent's distain.) But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quitski. Over-and-outsker. That's all she wrote. Keep my last check, buddy! (hands each item to Maleficent as she mentions it, including her pet rabbit, Babs holding her backstage passes) Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HER backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogostick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a merman and his normal sister, Sarah! (audience laughing) SO LONG! (waving her handkerchief to the audience and laughs while driving her car) Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya... (Yells and gets close to Maleficent's face.) THAT'S COMEDY! (Then she drives off.)

Clarion: So, will you change your ways and come with me?

Maleficent: Never!

Clarion: Then we must go.

(Clarion, along with Dot, Melody, Christopher Robin and the Animals enter the ship and blast off, leaving Maleficent all alone.)

Maleficent: (nervously) Sister, sister! Wait! When I am alone, when I have no one to scare... I get very frightened myself. The Birds could... (sure enough Maleficent's birds suddenly turn against her and cover her whole body until there is nothing left of him except her horns.)