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We're Back! A Human's Story is a parody of "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993)" and an upcoming Youtube special event in this Summer, created by CoolZDanethe5th, upgraded by PrincessCreation345.

Four fun-loving humans take a trip to Pride Lands, courtesy of Captain Neweyes (Bagheera). The time-traveling meerkat is intent on bringing some joy to the lives of the young animals of the Big Apple. After eating a potion to boost their smarts and cuddliness, Rex (Pacha), Woog (Kronk), Elsa (Chicha) and Dweeb (Emperor Kuzco) hit the town! But trouble soon arrives when Neweyes' evil brother (Shere Khan) is hatching a devious plot.

The Remake/Revival Version (requested by CoolZDanethe5th) will be coming soon.....

Plot/Story[]

In present-day Pride Lands, an Eastern young boy named Buster (Cody) runs away from his siblings and he meets an intelligent peasant named Rex (Pacha), who is playing golf. He explains to Buster that he was once a ravaging human, and proceeds to tell his personal story.

In a village, Rex is terrorizing other humans when a spaceship lands on Earth, piloted by an Alien (meerkat) named Vorb (Timon). Vorb captures Rex and gives him "Brain Grain", a breakfast cereal that Aanthropomorphizes Rex and vastly increases his intelligence. Rex is introduced to other humans, altered by the Brain Grain: a muscler man named Woog (Kronk), a fair maiden named Elsa (Chicha), and a young man named Dweeb (Emperor Kuzco). They soon meet Vorb's employer Captain Neweyes (Bagheera), the inventor of Brain Grain, who reveals his goal of allowing the young animals to see real humans. He plans to take them to Doctor Julia Bleeb (Kala) who will guide them to the Museum of Natural History, and warns them to keep away from Professor Screweyes (Shere Khan), his nefarious and evil brother who travels around causing mischief after losing his left eye several years ago.

Neweyes drops the humans off in the Hudson River, but they are unable to meet with Bleeb. Instead, they meet a young lion cub named Louie (Young Simba), who plans on running away to join the circus. Louie agrees to help the humans get to the museum. Riding on Elsa, Louie soon encounters a female lion cub named Cecilia (Young Nala), who is miserable with her life because of her neglectful parents. She agrees to run away with Louie and help the humans, and when she threw away her Thanksgiving hat, it lands on a little dalmatian puppy named Sasha (Cadpig) who wished for a similar hat and ends up granting her wish. To prevent mass panic, Louie decides that the humans need to stay hidden during their journey to the museum. He disguises them as floats in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. But when Rex sees a Policeman balloon coming out in the parade, Rex naively greets it, thinking it is real and already intelligent like he is. Then in the process of hand-shaking, Rex unwittingly punctures the balloon, causing it to run out of air and fall on the humans, but left them unharmed. When the audience realize that live humans are among them, they fly into a panic, and the humans flee to Central Park while being pursued by the police and the army.

Meanwhile, Louie and Cecilia meet Professor Screweyes, who is running his "Eccentric Circus". Unaware of Screweyes' sinister nature, the children sign a contract to perform in his circus troupe. When the humans arrive at the circus, Screweyes explains that he delights in scaring people and believes that the humans would make a great addition to his circus. Using his "Brain Drain", pills that are the polar opposite of his brother's Brain Grain, Screweyes devolves Louie and Cecilia into mice. When he offers the humans to consume the pills and join his circus as a ransom in exchange for the two cubs' freedom, they reluctantly accept and Screweyes releases Louie and Cecilia, agreeing to tear up their contract in the process. Knowing their friendship will be lost forever, Rex transforms Louie and Cecilia back to their cub forms with his gentle pats. And before leaving, he sadly tells the two children to remember him.

As the kids awake the next morning, they are greeted by a circus clown (orangutan) named Stubbs (King Louie (1967)), who works for Professor Screweyes, serves them breakfast and explains everything. Upon seeing the humans returned to their natural savage states, Louie and Cecilia plan to sneak into the night's show and save the humans with Stubbs' help. That night, Professor Screweyes opens his circus with a parade of Demons and evil Spirits, and then unveils the humans to the terrified audience. Screweyes says he can control Rex, and proceeds to hypnotize him, while bragging that he is never afraid. However, a crow unintentionally activates the flare lights, breaking Rex out of the trance. Realizing he has been tricked, Rex becomes enraged and attempts to shoot Screweyes, making him afraid after his talk. However, Louie steps in and desperately talks Rex out of killing Screweyes. His impassioned pleas and loving touches, along with Cecilia's, return Rex and the other humans back to their kind and friendly natures. Just then, Captain Neweyes arrives in his ship and congratulates Louie and Cecilia, who proceed to kiss, while Stubbs puts on an act announcing his resignation from Professor Screweyes' employ which wins the audience over with laughter. Neweyes, Louie, Cecilia and the humans board the aircraft, leaving Screweyes to be swarmed upon and devoured by the crows and one crow flies off with his now powerless screw.

The humans spend the rest of their days in the museum, allowing young animals to see live humans, and thus fulfilling their wishes. Back in the present, Rex tells Buster that he and his fellow humans are still in the museum. He also reveals that Louie and Cecilia have reconciled with their respective parents and become a couple. Rex returns Buster to his family, ignoring his brothers' taunts while hugging his mom (Ariel), and Rex tells him to remember his story before leaving for the museum.

Casts[]

Movie Used[]

  • We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story

Clips Used[]

  • The Emperor's New Groove
  • Kronk's New Groove
  • The Emperor's New School
  • The Lion King (1994)
  • The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
  • 101 Dalmatians (1961)
  • 101 Dalmatians 2: Patch's London Adventure
  • The Jungle Book
  • The Jungle Book 2
  • Jungle Cubs: Born to be Wild
  • Talespin: The Series
  • Tarzan
  • Tarzan 2
  • The Little Mermaid
  • The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea
  • The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning
  • Oliver and Company
  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
  • Winnie the Pooh (2011)
  • The Rescuers Down Under
  • Sinbad: Legends of Seven Seas
  • Beauty and the Beast (1991)
  • Aladdin (1992)
  • Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure
  • Ice Age
  • Bambi
  • Bambi 2
  • Robin Hood (1973)
  • The Berenstain Bears
  • An American Tail
  • The Swan Princess
  • The Great Mouse Detective
  • The Black Cauldron
  • 101 Dalmatians: The Series
  • The Land Before Time
  • Brother Bear
  • The Lion Guard
  • Buzz Lightyear of Star Commend
  • Cats Don't Dance
  • Open Season
  • Curious George (2006)
  • Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!
  • Curious George 3: Back to the Jungle
  • Curious George: Royal Monkey
  • Pinocchio (1940)
  • Noah's Ark; El Arca (2007)
  • Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers
  • The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue
  • The Fox and the Hound
  • The Fox and the Hound 2
  • Madagascar
  • Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
  • The Penguins of Madagascar
  • Kingdom Hearts 2
  • Alice in Wonderland (1951)
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • Mickey, Donald and Goofy: The Three Musketeers
  • A Bug's Life
  • Horton Hears a Who (2008)
  • Horton Hears a Who (1970)
  • Pooh's Heffalump Movie
  • Rio 2
  • Rio
  • The Sword in the Stone (1963)

Gallery[]

Scenes[]

Chapters[]

  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 1 - Opening Credits/Pacha and Cody
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 2 - Pacha's Story Begins/Chicha, Kronk and Kuzco
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 3 - Meet Bagheera/Wish Radio/The Humans' Drop-off
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 4 - Meet Simba/Welcome to the Pride Lands
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 5 - Simba Rides with Chicha/Meet Nala
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 6 - ♪ Roll Back the Rock to the Dawn of Time ♪
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 7 - Humans on the Run
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 8 - Central Park/Meet Shere Khan/Fright Radio/Brain Drain
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 9 - The Humans' Sacrifices/Cage
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 10 - Simba and Nala meet Louie
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 11 - Shere Khan's Show
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 12 - Bagheera Returns/Louie Resigns/Shere Khan's Demise
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 13 - The Museum of Natural History/A Happy Ending
  • We're Back! A Human's Story part 14 - Ending Credits

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