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Mowgli: No! Don't do it! (Jafar is screaming in Claw And Taz’s claws.)

Mowgli: ???

(???)

Merlin: I heard your wish on my wish radio. "Let No Bad Happen." Couldn't agree more.

Jafar: Hey, Mask! Where do you think you're going? GET BACK HERE!

The Mask: Oh, I forgot to tell you: I QUIT! (laughs) I quit! I resign. You get this completely in your ear? I am profoundly out of here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with mammoths all day and try to keep your clothes clean! (The audience starts laughing, much to Jafar's distain.) But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quitski. Over-and-outsker. That's all she wrote. Keep my last check, buddy! (hands each item to Jafar as he mentions it, including his pet dog, Milo holding his backstage passes) Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my dog, HIS backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogostick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Humphrey! (audience laughing) SO LONG! (waving his handkerchief to the audience and laughs while driving his car) Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya... (Yells and gets close to Jafar's face.) THAT'S COMEDY! (Then he drives off.)

Merlin: So, will you change your ways and come with me?

Jafar: Never!

Merlin: Then we must go.

(Merlin, along with Archimedes, Mowgli, Shanti and the Lion Guard enter the ship and blast off, leaving Jafar all alone.)

Jafar: (nervously) Brother, brother! Wait! When I am alone, when I have no one to scare... I get very frightened myself. The Snakes could... (sure enough Jafar's snakes suddenly turn against him and cover his whole body until there is nothing left of him except his hat.)