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  • (Claire walks into an ally. Where a big shadow of herself is up against the wall. Claire then sneezes.)
  • Shadow: Gesunteidt.
  • Claire Dearing: Thank you.
  • (Just then, Radar shows up behind Claire, holding a bow.)
  • Radar: Dearing.
  • (Claire turns around, unaware of a dark figure creeping up behind her with a gun.)
  • Claire Dearing: I always knew I'd get it in Toontown.
  • Radar: Behind you!
  • (Radar shoots an arrow from his bow. Claire ducks and the shadowy figure falls to the ground, dropping the blaster.)
  • Claire Dearing: Drop it, pal!
  • Radar: I just saved your life and you still don't trust me?
  • Claire Dearing: I don't trust anyone or anything!
  • Radar: Not even your own eyes? That's the blaster that killed Qi'ra and Phasma pulled the trigger.
  • Claire Dearing: Phasma?!
  • Radar: I followed her to the studio, but I was too late to stop her!
  • (They then hear Captain Phasma's voice and see her running down the alleyway.)
  • Captain Phasma: That's right! You'll never stop me! You're dead! You're all dead!
  • Claire Dearing: PHASMA!
  • (Claire shot some Adventure Animatronics at her, but she gets away.)
  • Mangle: Which way she'd go?
  • Classic Chica: Well, I don't know! But she went that-a way!
  • Mangle: Let's go! (She, Classic Chica and JJ zoom off in the wrong direction.)
  • Claire Dearing: Dum Dums.
  • Radar: Come on!
  • Claire Dearing: Yeah.
  • (Claire Dearing and Radar rush to his car only to find it in a wreck and the trunk open.)
  • Radar: Oh no. Where's Merida?
  • Claire Dearing: Merida? She chickened out on me back at the studio.
  • Radar: No she didn't. I hit her on the head with a frying pan and put her in the trunk so she wouldn't get hurt.
  • Claire Dearing: Makes perfect sense.
  • Radar: We're obviously not going anywhere in my car. Let's take yours.
  • (They suddenly hear a tire screeching sound and turn around to see a lot of wreckage.)
  • Claire Dearing: I got a feeling somebody already did.
  • Radar: From the looks of it, I'd say it was Merida. My honey was never very good behind the wheel.
  • Claire Dearing: A better lover than a driver, huh?
  • Radar: You better believe it, sister. (He suddenly hears police sirens.) Uh oh. It's the Non Live-Action Villainesses! This way! We'll take Gingerbread Lane!
  • Claire Dearing: No no! Gingerbread Lane is this way!
  • (Claire Dearing sticks out her thumb and Lluna shows up out of nowhere.)
  • Lluna: So, Dearing, you called a Llama or what? Hubba, hubba, hubba! Allow me, Mister Monsieur. (Lluna drives off with Claire and Radar.)
  • Claire Dearing: So how long have you known it was Phasma?
  • Radar: Before poor Mantis was killed, she confided in me that Phasma wanted to get her hands on Toontown and that she wouldn't stop at anything.
  • Claire Dearing: So she gave you the will for safe keeping?
  • Radar: That's what she told me. Except when I opened it, there was only a blank piece of paper inside.
  • Claire Dearing: (chuckles) A jokestress to the end.
  • Lluna: So where to already? My meter's running!
  • Radar: I have to find my darling wife! I'm so worried about her!
  • Claire Dearing: Seriously, what do you see in that girl?
  • Radar: She makes me laugh.
  • (Just as Claire, Radar and Lluna exit from the tunnel a black boot kicks over a vat of Dip. It is Captain Phasma.)
  • Lluna: Whoah! I've been dipped!
  • (Lluna spins out of control and crashes into a lamppost, knocking Claire and Radar right onto the ground.)
  • Captain Phasma: What an unfortunate accident. Nothing more treacherous than a slippery road especially when driving in a maniacal Toon vehicle.
  • (Cassie and the other Non Live-Action Villainesses soon show up in the police truck.)
  • Cassie Rose/The White Pumpkin: Good work, boss.
  • Captain Phasma: Don't just stand there, help them. Put them in my car. I think they'll enjoy the ribbon cutting at the Mantis Factory.
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