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*Eric: Yeah!
 
*Eric: Yeah!
 
*Narrator: On October 1st.
 
*Narrator: On October 1st.
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*Nella the Princess Knight: Does this mean youā€™re now protector of the reef, the Big Kahuna?
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*Bobby: Does this mean youā€™re now protector of the reef, the Big Kahuna?
 
*SpongeBob SquarePants: Kid, youā€™re a super star, weā€™re gonna make a fortune. Just let me handle it.
 
*SpongeBob SquarePants: Kid, youā€™re a super star, weā€™re gonna make a fortune. Just let me handle it.
 
*Eric: What a team, baby!
 
*Eric: What a team, baby!

Revision as of 04:03, 10 May 2020

Transcript:

  • Narrator: From the studio that brought you Flintladdin. In every family,
  • Cain (Jungle Cubs): This handover of the business is for you and youā€™re acting like you donā€™t even want it.
  • Narrator: Thereā€™s one. whoā€™s different.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: All Iā€™m saying is the kid ainā€™t exactly a killer.
  • (TheCartoonMan6107 Logo appear)
  • Cain (Jungle Cubs): I want you to take Balto out and show him the ropes.
  • Steele (Balto): Oh, come on, Pop.
  • Cain: Son, youā€™re gonna learn how to be a bad guy.
  • Balto: Hi. My little buddy is stuck there? Iā€™m gonna get you out in a jiffy.
  • Cain (Jungle Cubs): Balto?
  • Balto: Aw, geez. Hereā€™s the thing: Iā€™m a vegetarian.
  • Barry B. Benson: Youā€™re a good person.
  • Steele: Oh no.
  • Narrator: In every funk chain,
  • Eric: Nice of you to join us, Eric.
  • Eric: Whatā€™s happening, baby? Lookinā€™ good, ladies.
  • Hazel, Posie and Lavender: Hey, Eric!
  • Narrator: Thereā€™s someone at the bottom.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: On top, thereā€™s Don Rino. Thereā€™s me. Thereā€™s regular fish.
  • Eric: Then thereā€™s me.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Iā€™m getting there. Thereā€™s whale poop and then thereā€™s you.
  • Eric: Sheā€™s gonna blow!
  • Narrator: Now to change their destiny,
  • Balto: If you help me disappear, Iā€™ll help you become a star.
  • Narrator: These two have the perfect plan.
  • Balto: Curse you bad guy slayer!
  • Eric: Yeah!
  • Narrator: On October 1st.
  • Bobby: Does this mean youā€™re now protector of the reef, the Big Kahuna?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Kid, youā€™re a super star, weā€™re gonna make a fortune. Just let me handle it.
  • Eric: What a team, baby!
  • Balto: High fin! Low fin!
  • Cain (Jungle Cubs): I wanna know everything about him. Who is the wolf slayer?
  • Narrator: Eric, Bellwether, Ariel,
  • Ariel: What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a bad guy and then everythingā€™d be fine and dandy?
  • Eric: Wo-sa-sa-ka-O
  • Theo (Looped): Oh, what the -
  • Narrator: Balto, SpongeBob SquarePants,
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Hot!
  • Narrator: And Linnux.
  • Cain (Jungle Cubs): You tell him my boys are gonna pay him a little visit!
  • Eric: Wolfs are coming to get me!
  • HobbyPig: Youā€™re blowing it, man!
  • Eric: That's Rock!
  • Eric: Ow!
  • Luc (Looped): Encircle XX double left square, right to the down 20 square.
  • Eric: HEY!
  • Theo (Looped): Respect,
  • Luc (Looped): respect!
  • Narrator: Wolf Tale.
  • Balto: Oh, Youā€™re a liar!
  • Eric: Alright, I lied. But the wolf donā€™t know that? Da da da da da Can't touch this da da da da da can't touch this! (roar)
  • Lions: Oooh!