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  • Po: My name’s Po. I’m gonna wreck it! For thirty years I’ve been doing this.
  • Jack B. Nimble: I can fix it!
  • Po: It starts to feel hard to love your job when no one else seems to like you for doing it.
  • AJ Gadgets: You’re just the bad guy who wrecks the building.
  • Jack B. Nimble: Aah!
  • Jack B. Nimble: I’m okay! I’m okay.
  • Po: If I’m honest with myself, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
  • Judge Doom: Po, you are bad guy. But this does not mean you’re bad guy.
  • Po: I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore.
  • Jack B. Nimble: Po abandoned his game.
  • Annoucer: Welcome to Game Central Station.
  • The Kittens: Bad guy coming!
  • Po: Everything changes now.
  • Lucita Sky: Where’s Po?
  • Po: Sorry, Q*bert. Me, Po.
  • (Jack B. Nimble Q*bert Accent)
  • Jack B. Nimble: Po's gone to Hero’s Duty?
  • Mila: Fear is a four-letter word, ladies. You want to go P.P. in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself.
  • Rainbow Dash: Hi, mister! You’re not from here, are you?
  • Po: Sugar Rush?
  • Ratigan: You’re game jumping?
  • Po: Hey!
  • Ratigan: You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you? You hit a guy, with glasses. That’s well-played!
  • Jane: Without Po, we’re doomed!
  • Tashi: They’re gonna pull our plug!
  • Rainbow Dash: What’s that?
  • Po: A Medal, I earned it in Hero’s duty.
  • Rainbow Dash: Bff!
  • Po: It’s not that kind of duty!
  • Rainbow Dash: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero’s Doody!
  • Randall Boggs: We can’t change who we are.
  • The Grand of Duke of Owls: You can’t mess with the program, Po.
  • Preed: (Grunts)
  • Rainbow Dash: Everyone here says I’m just a mistake.
  • Po: Are you ready for this? I will not leave you here alone.
  • Randall Boggs: Let’s close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation.
  • The Grand Duke of Owls: I’m bad,
  • Patrick Star: (Yelling)
  • Boss Wolf: and that’s good.
  • Judge Doom: I will never be good,
  • Fidget: No no no no
  • Lord Shen: and that’s not bad.
  • Dylan Kirrin: Hold that thought.
  • Aku: There’s no one I’d rather be than me.
  • Po: Hey-o!
  • Jack B. Nimble: Why do I fix everything I touch?
  • Mila: Its makes your mommas proud time.
  • Po: I love my momma! Oh well, the cops!
  • Zig: Hold still, Ow!
  • Sharko: Take that!
  • Po: What are you doing?
  • Judge Doom: One game at a time, Po.
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